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Where are they going to go? CNN? Angela just left there. They’re giving the Kennedys MSNBC. Fox only wants to entertain us (Empire, Star), not educate any of us – and I don’t think you’d want to watch Hannity’s take on this anyway. Fusion TV isn’t the same Fusion we have here. Root TV isn’t fully on network yet, and

The Dynastic Establishment isn’t the problem. It’s that they promote stiff and/or unlikable politicians. Last six national Democratic Losers: Carter (unlikable), Mondale (stiff), Dukakis (stiff), Gore (stiff), Kerry (stiff), Clinton (stiff & unlikable). Kennedy III is a nice enough guy but he doesn’t nearly the talent

Imma be watching Stephen Colbert give Stormy Daniels the rebuttal, because this is America, now. I’m super interested to see if you’ll be conducting any internal polls and releasing them to the public, is all.

I like that Rep. Waters (Aunti Maxine for those familiar) is giving her own rebuttal. She’s been around for a while and will have a nice counterpoint to Joe Kennedy III’s official rebuttal.

I was complaining about Kennedy to my roommate, who is 20 years older than I am, but he thought it was a great choice. I pointed out that the whole dynastic establishment thing was exactly what the Democratic Party needs to get away from. He said that people of his generation still were interested in what the Kennedys

When I was in Paris this past summer, I was vehemently assured that there is no racism in France, that regardless of color all French are treated equally. It was explained to me that this belief was part of the reason why they do not collect race data on the census. When asked if certain ethnic groups were segregated

OH shit I forgot about that rumor! I just always remember the one where he removed his two bottom ribs so he could suck his own dick.

What immense self-restraint you have.

That Shakira story is damning stuff. Kudos to the prosecutors in Spain for digging through the weeds to find all that deliberately hidden money.

It’s disturbing how much he looks like her father. Dude needs to realize that he doesn’t look as young as his Botox supplie is telling him.

Yep. Legit looks like her “cool” dad.

1. Eww Dane Cook lay off the Botox

I work as something called a Script Coordinator. Part of my job is to run script clearances to legal and network and get those notes back to the writer’s room. Intially I’ll ding in a room while the writers are going anything that could be suspect (choking on a food product, getting in a car accident, mocking a

I put the recipe together the day before & stick the whole thing in the fridge (the food + the ceramic insert, not the electric part). Mine has a setting where you set the cooking time, and when that’s done, it automatically sets itself to “keep warm.” I probably wouldn’t do a 4-hour recipe during a workday, since 5-6

Pressure cookers are back!! Hopefully they’ll have an Instapot kill someone next.

Before crockpots? Pressure cookers!!! Now there was an accident always waiting to happen.

Ethereal Whiteness is a 6th Magic User spell in Dungeons and Dragons, used to summon an invisible delivery dude with more Mountain Dew. It’s right there in the Player’s Handbook.

right, I feel like either the animated Cinderella or Sleeping Beauty featured one of them dancing with a broom

It’s a tv trope. Even in ballet.

Franco is so greasy looking, he probably just slid off the page.