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I just can’t with this nigga Nipsey. He grew up in the same neighborhood as me, got fucked with relentlessly coming up because of how he looked but instead of pushing back against that bullshit, this dumb motherfucker reinforces it. Ermias, and his brother Sam, has needed his ass checked for years now. He’s just an

I’ve never heard of him and thought this article was going to be something like “RuPaul Drag Race fan favorite speaks out against homophobia and toxic black masculinity” because Nipsey Hussle is an excellent drag name.

Is this Rachel Dolezal?

Nipsey Hussle’s (lawl btw because that’s a pretty gay street name but I guess nobody told him as a joke) original post reads dangerously close to the kind of aggressively misspelled, vaguely-pro-God, randomly capitalized, angry posts I see in the Briebart’s comments section fervently explaining why the walking sac of

It’s even better than the other famous one!

I asked myself in my head “is he a little person and I somehow never noticed!?”

I love this picture. It makes Bruno Mars look like Willow

OMG this picture. Mars is giving me Sesame Street Kevin Hart.

I truly, truly love Bruno Mars, so I say this as a fan. The picture of him above looks like his reflection in a funhouse mirror.

do I need to post the Margaret Atwood quote or do we all just know it by heart at this point?

“She was always belittling him”

Her initial comments about Lena weren’t nearly as harsh as they could have been either. Someone on her instagram asked why Lena was the in the photo and she replied: “Lena was not anywhere present in our group during the countless hours of work for the last two months. We hosted an open house for the actresses for red

Also, let’s be realistic: 95-year-old men as a general rule do try to grab their nurses. It is just the way it is. Being senile removes any kind of filter they had before.

That’s why it’s weird to me when my California friends are so smug about the weather to my East Coast and Texas friends. Like, okay yes it’s 72 and breezy, except when it’s not on fire or falling into the ocean.

Its almost like people who live there didn’t get the memo about regular natural disasters. It’s a place that should be uninhabitable for anything other than a small population.

They are missing a HUGE opportunity (IMHO) by not doing a more mature season and casting both an older bachelor and older women. I can understand the crazy level of women in their mid-20s who sign up to be on this shit show (for the Instagram fame and sponcon dollar$$$$ alone) but someone 40 who signs up for this?

Oh Brandon. I really hope that your over-privileged reckless lifestyle finds peace at some point. I was so madly in love with your persona in the early aughts. It’s been hard to watch you struggle so much, especially after Ry passed. I am rooting for your asshole self, tho. I can’t help it.

Very much this! We all have to put our money where our values are, for those of us without the big platform, that’s the most powerful form of activism we have. Thank you for reminding me. 😊

Wasn’t there a whole thing with Jenna Fischer being way too into the fictitious Pam-jim romance? Of course she’s into a revival

Dear god, I clicked on one of the links and realized I was still following Lena Dunham! Thanks for the heads up, this travesty has now been rectified.