“Do you seriously expect me to be the first Fresh Prince of Bel-Air in history not to have a fade” - Will Smith, 1990

Jezebel isn’t a court of law. “Innocent until proven guilty” is a legal thing. Did you get lost? Do you need someone to explain the internet to you, honey?

And why don’t those damn kids get off my lawn?! And what’s a “Moonlight” anyway?!

Sounds like a Trump wet dream.

I’m personally sick of cutesy, swallow, self-centered feminism. And I’m really sick of reactionary feminism that is hysterical over dumb things (i.e. I just watched a bunch of women screaming at a Twitter ad about how binge drinking affects women’s health and they called it victim blaming. Um, they aren’t talking…

If the Groper in Chief lets them have the ceremony or the theatre is not destroyed in a nuclear blast.

Funny, because I wish Donald trump was fighting anti-Semitism.

Omg good kinja

I better get cracking I only have a couple years left before she’s out of my acceptable dating range (/2+8).

Standing up for what they believe in. How un-American.

Man, i hated rotary phones. You had to start all the way from the beginning if you made a mistake and didn’t dial the reich number.

Better than that, he actually says “Unos, dos, tres, catorce!”. So he effectively actually says “Some, two, three, fourteen!”. It’s gibberish.

And now this must be reposted. For the cuteness.

IIRC whatever the hell album that one’s on is U2's 14th album release, presumably including live albums and the Three EP from 1979. At least, that’s what I read at the time.

I agree it fucking sucks Larry lost his show and Maher will be around forever, but I think it has more to do with the respective business models of Comedy Central and HBO. Maher’s ratings don’t matter in the same way as Comedy Central’s. This allows Maher to coast on being too edgy for network television 16 years ago,…

If HBO wanted to keep younger veiwers with this kind of format they should give Larry a show and dump Bill who is getting long in the tooth

Wilmore’s show format so closely mirrored Maher’s format, so you can immediately see the contrast between how diverse the former’s show was in comparison to the latter’s endless parade of whites and men. I’ve even clocked the frequency with which Maher is far more likely to interrupt his female guests... unless finds…

So many times when Bill wants to insult Liberals he calls them pussies, bitches, schoolgirls. He has nothing but contempt for women (except Ann Coulter, who he fawns over), and that makes him unwatchable to me

I started one of my babies on the piano at three months old as well.