Here’s my take. I don’t usually do this, but I’m wine drunk. Oh, shit, I also had a couple of vodka martinis, but that was hours ago. Anyway...

His comment on the age of the plane only reinforces my theory that he would have divorced Melania if he hadn’t of won the position of POTUS. Now he’s stuck with her for 4 more years.

And in case you need something stronger; here’s this...puppy? cub? pub? cuppy?

Good to see he’s moving on from Heidi Klum

I hope Hillary’s retirement plan involves popcorn and an excellent tv setup so she can fully enjoy watching him crash and burn his way through the legal system.

Lock him up! Lock him up!

They thought they could distract you with that huge spectrum of skin tones from dark pink to very light brown.

Ironically, the theme of the Vogue issue that featured Kloss’s yellow-face photo shoot was “diversity.”

Like, in my bed, for example.

Two million dollars worth of Alanis Morrisette’s jewelry? That’s A LOT of wooden bangles.

Happy Valentines Day from Drumpf aide Stephen Miller.

Evidently, Justin Humphrey is the host body to a damaged parasitic mind.

Ok so Adele has been lovely about this whole ordeal, but can I just say I am tired of the hand wringing over Beyonce?

Adele is vocally and artistically superior to Beyoncé. Hate to say it but she out-souls Beyoncé. Beyoncé has never been able to make me feel the feels, even when she’s growling you get the feeling she doesn’t believe it herself.

Bernie would’ve beaten Adele.

I honestly thought it was terrible.

Lazer and Locket...Lazer and Locket.

Unfortunately, the second poll seems to indicate that for a wide swathe of Trump supporters, things like fact-checking will never mean a damn thing.

Poor Katherine. Maybe she can stay with Janet longer :(