Food poisoning? :)

Good for them.

Judge Randy Stoker should be bombarded with actual mail to his home address, since, ya know — he hates the Internet and thinks it’s a good excuse for rape. But since I’m not privy his home address, he can be reached here:

Megyn Kelly sounds like the voice of reason whenever it suits her. Before her beef with Trump she was on Fox spewing elitist, racist garbage on the regular just like any run-of-the-mill blonde anchor. She capitalized on her newfound visibility and only seems okay because the people she’s being compared to are the scum…

But also it was a lovely sandy beach full of people, and the father and son were standing together in ankle height water. It was shallow. The sign wasn’t posted right there, and there were no boundaries or markers. It just happens to be a place where alligators come ashore, because alligators are so common there. When…

My favorite response:

TL;DNR version: A Texas state senator (with a Mexican-sounding name) wants to make it harder for the police to steal your stuff.

I tried watching Bravo once and my penis shriveled up and fell off and I guess I’m stuck this way now. Damn you, Bravo!

wow i’m suddenly so into bravo

Hello kids....

Fuck this shit. New rules.

Can we all agree that Melania is no captive victim here? She may despise her disgusting beast of a husband, but she’s in on the insanity all the same.  

I recently moved to Orlando and my sister who has been here for almost 30 years said the signs used to say beware of alligators and they were changed for some reason.

Those signs weren’t even the worst of it. Disney created these “beaches” all over their properties to make them feel like real ocean-side resorts. The Beach Club Resort had movie nights on their beach every few nights. Disney did such a great job “theming” the lake-front areas that you pretty much assumed the lakes…

Jamie Lynn Spear’s ordeal is my WORST nightmare as a parent. The “watching your child in mortal peril but not being able to fix it” variety. I know we’re so quick to say “but she shouldn’t have allowed...” but honestly at the end of the day, peoplec said that shit about the poor parents who watched an alligator snatch…

Beyonce’s having twins?!? Has anyone made a “Not the first time she’s totally carried two other people” joke yet?

Do we need to go through this again? Get out there on the barricades, comrade.

Susan Sarandon, is that you? lol

Oh, but her emails!