Ok but back to the important part - how many abortions did you sell her?

“We don’t need Planned Parenthood... ‘cuz we’re gonna die as misogynistic virgins.” 

He’s the modern day Nero, only his fiddle will be Twitter.

Of course the top comment is a “well actually...” about littering.

Postmenopausal periods are the worst.

This is the first, and I’m guessing last, time I have ever said to myself, “Good for you, Shia Labeouf!”

“Jeeves! Fetch my tophat! I shall go out on the town tonight. Be sure the laptop keyboard is warmed upon my return.”

On Gizmodo, a commenter called him the Yamchurian Candidate.

I stand corrected.

That poor child.

Well she still does stand up comedy

She repeatedly punches all of us in the face anytime she opens that vile cess-pool that’s suppose to be a mouth. She is cancer just like the administration she works for.

This is a crazy time stream we’re in. I wonder what’s happening in the reality that has Hillary as POTUS.

Hey, I stand by feeling bad for anyone, anyone at all, having to fuck President Ratings Machine.

I’m glad they went, because it probably pissed off their detractors, a lot.

This should be tattooed on the forehead of every alleged progressive that fucked up by voting their “conscience.”

Yeah, there was no way Trump was going to become President.

Why now?