all love to kesha.

You actually believe her apology?

If the bar for what is considered cruel and unusual is now “attempted suicide,” I’m willing to bet that prisoners attempting suicide will increase, by about, um, 100 percent.

She committed multiple counts of espionage. The maximum sentence was 90 years, she got 35. Many, many people have been convicted of longer sentences than that for espionage.

Considering the size of the leak, her sentence was not excessive and she deserves to be in jail. Not a fan of this decision.

In case you were wondering whether Jamie Dornan’s sexual predilections match those of his character Christian Grey

Melania Trump will have her very own room for hair, wardrobe, and makeup at the White House.

First man that grabs my pussy will hAve to seek medical attention in order to retrieve his balls from his throat, which is where their final resting place will be from me kicking them so hard.

Are these first few comments for real? In a story about a woman who was robbed and bound, wearing nothing but her robe, the comments focus on her looks, makeup and face? Huh? Did we all read the same article or did yall just skip it and share your thoughts on her face?

THANK YOU! It can’t be said often enough- remember your DICK moves!

Zoe is an original Good Girl (tm) who defends men in power. In one interview she said she didn’t see race.

I can’t wait to not watch the inauguration. I won’t even have a tv on that day. I will be outside in Santa Barbara working. It’s the most excited I’ve been to ignore cable in a long time.

I will excuse your language this time, but remember for the future; the phrase is:

At least during the Bush years, the evil bloodsuckers running government agencies had like....worked in those fields or read a book on the subject or something. The apparatus of the US bureaucracy is about to be headed by random Goldman execs. It’s so fun I love it

At least we didn’t elect the lady who was bad at emails!

You’re excused for not using harsher language.

Really, when you think about it, Putin is fucking Bond supervillain.

Well, there’s no coming back from that visual.

You can say Putin here