And let’s not forget that if a woman dared to run for office with Donald Trump’s same lack of experience, bankruptcies, and temperament, she would be a long ago footnote. If a fat woman with thinning hair and a ludicrous spray tan ran? ::Shudder::

Well, in his defense, tortoises have a lifespan of 150 years, so he is relatively younger.

He is the man, it doesn’t matter, their sperm pretty much lives forever .

When I was in 6th grade, our school banned shorts for some reason. I got so mad I started to campaign to bring them back.

I used to listen to Dr. Laura.

I switched my voter registration from Florida to Massachusetts in 2000 (my senior year of college), comvinced that it’s not like my absentee ballot was going to matter much in Broward County.

I’m pretty embarrassed to admit this, but I was once anti-choice. I was a born-again christian asshole. I spoke at a dinner, there’s video of me at the age of 19 on a christian talk show, marched at an anti-choice event. I do my penance now by giving money every month to Planned Parenthood and having an abortion every…

you can txt your vote now.

BLOOM: And if you need a refresher on post World War I Germany, they had an authoritarian political outsider stoking xenophobia in a nation where the poor felt marginalized, and blaming complex problems on scapegoated minorities!

Damn, that man is cold!

In New Jersey? This will probably make him more popular.

Now that they’ve been convicted, I wonder if the Feds will give them a lighter sentence in exchange for something damaging on Christie. Unless Trump wins and pardons him, it looks like the it’s curtains for everyone’s least favorite emotional eater!

i’m fine being pals with all of my wife’s exes...as long as i am better looking and more endowed than them.

Listen, I’m going to take this as a sign that a long-cursed entity can defeat a racist mascot — and that it can happen twice in one week. Go Hubbies!

I don’t think it’s giving them too much credit to believe that they KNOW they are making shit up. They saw that picture, said, “Jeez, Taylor must have eaten a big burrito for lunch!” And set about finding “Sources” to corroborate.

I never thought a Presidential Election could actually cause me severe anxiety and actual depression at the same time...four years ago, I remember loving Herman Cain, Rick Perry, etc’s ridiculous moments as I knew they were finite and everything would be ok.

I bet her stepfather knew (just fucking knew) having a gun in the house would keep his family safe.

I am afraid of that. People are acting insane. A woman who works at my daughter’s school was confronted in the parking lot of the grocery store because she drives a Toyota and not a Ford. FFS, this guy just walked up to a stranger and angrily demanded for her to justify her car choice.

SEE

Bet you wish you could go back, especially after seeing this: