Aww, I love Amelia Bedelia.

This is much ado about nothing. It was just a joke. It’s not like anyone has ever used violent imagery to suggest that politicians they disagree with should be shot, then someone actually went and shot those people!

There is a difference between a casual remark and an email, as one newspaper found out in a recent libel suit. But more, if I were these women, I would expect that my fellow athletes view me as a sister or a colleague, not as meat to be graded.

I disagree. I think it matters if FBI tries to swing the election. I have no idea why you think there are other things that matter more.

Orlando is Trump ( behind Katy). One of her friends (I forget his name) is playing Bill.

It’s a snake, right? Like, I get it but I don’t get it.

We posted at the same time about this! And yes, it took me a minute, and then I laughed, so props to that parent.

Oh omg this just reminded me so vividly of my own similar experience: I was in college, watching a movie with this guy I was sort of seeing. Not a lot of comfort between us, yet, is what I mean. Still in the hiding our farts phase. But I really liked him. He lived in an old house with a bunch of housemates but they…

how is adult babby formed?

I hear juries look more favorably on people with husky voices.

Amy Schumer frustrates me so. For every amazing thing she does, she does something dumb to negate it.

The sick fuck really did like to eat fresh.

Sex positivity just doesn’t magically become empowering because you decide it is - it’s like, oh wow, your idea of empowerment just happens to coincide with a patriarchical standard of beauty and sexual availability. What a coinkydink!

So yesterday , when I was shopping with a friend, I got followed in an Ulta store. (i’m Black)

Is anyone else having problems with getting notifications?

Pretty sure it’s just powdered male tears. Everybody calm down.

No shit. If Hills doesn’t win in a landslide I will no longer believe people are “mostly good.”

My high school graduation, we had a class party with a hypnotist.

i was one of the people that went up, but when he did the open your eyes thing to see who was hypnotized or not, i pretended to be hypnotized and not able to open my eyes