Because, of course, there’s no way Hillary could ever win in a fair fight. It always has to be that it was rigged, or someone else did all the work, that someone else should have the credit. You’d think they wouldn’t keep going back to the same well, but they do.

Oh I agree. I always thought the theory was batshit crazy, but a lot of people fervently believed it.

Anyone out there still believes the dumb conspiracy theory that the Trump is a Clinton plant sent to make sure wins the presidency? This has to put that joke to bed right?

I just moved out of the room I was renting from a woman. I paid her for half a month before I even moved in, and then she gave me a notice to vacate five days after I arrived. (Did she have a conversation with me about it first? No.) She claimed that she was renting to a friend, but soon after I found a Craigslist ad…

Oh my dogs does Trump ever fucking suck.

Trump really fucking sucks.

In between all the Trump madness,I have some good news! I bought a house. Now the fun part begins - demo! This has been the most exhausting time of my life. I honestly can’t wait to paint this place and move in. The countdown is on!

This is the Trump sucks thread.

I dream of the day I’ll be able to open Jezebel and not see the hairy cheeto with the anus mouth all over the first page.

325,000,000 million Americans. .3% is trans so that’s ~1m transgender people in US. 22 trans murders / 1,000,000 trans folks

It’s pretty deliciously ironic that the two things bringing Trump down (maybe?) are the things he claims to be the best at: making money and hooking up with hot women.

Pussywater?

I mean, it’s VERY important that pissing contest is up and running, because I have been looking forward to this year’s spooky stories since last November, and I will honestly burn something down if they don’t do it again this year. It’s tradition now.

thank god pissing contest is back. you’re saving lives here.

Would you say she’s... blunt?

WHEN YOU’RE RIGHT, YOU’RE RIGHT.

Counterpoint: Logan is is a rich tool.

If body language counts, they were doing that this year.

Well, we wish you luck. And while Fox News won’t cover your funeral, we will make sure it covers your cat’s funeral. Cuz none of this is his fault!

I think he’s just upset that there’s a Matthew in Florida who blows worse than he does.