Daaaamn, check out the limbal rings on Paul Newman.

Dammit! I promised myself I wouldn’t cry at my desk while eating a quesadilla ever again!!! And that was the last time I saw this video. THANKS A LOT.

I have 3 major life goals:

*Criticizes Clinton*

This is not Kim’s fault. You should be able to do whatever you want to do online without some asspieces breaking into your apartment and holding you at fucking gunpoint.

Stop. Being. Horrifying. Dicks. To. A. Victim.

not a single person deserves the kind of treatment she received

Oh thank goodness. I was just thinking, “When is Hollywood going to do a live action remake of a cartoon?” Because it’s been so long since we’ve had one of those and I really hate high-quality original films. Disney to the rescue again! Can’t wait for the reboot, too.

But if they don’t cast a White actress, how will people be able to empathize?

But he’s a pro at performing in a wheel chair!

he is not verified billionaire.

He’s waiting to find out if he’s Russian or not before he makes a decision.

The special treatment she’s getting is ridiculous, but honestly, even if she comes back, she’ll never win another grand slam. She was out of her depth and floundering with the drugs, I can’t imagine her making any real comeback.

I would watch a tv show about Kim and Kanye foiling the heists of jewelry & art thieves. It would be fantastic.

The same people who support Trump will complain that “welfare cheats” are ruining our country. And this will not make them reconsider their position.

On the bright side, he finished strong in the unicycle race later that day.

Dino-Fucker: hero, or SUPER hero?

Was waiting for the kicker.

I grew up in rural Minnesota. Every single 14 year old dude I knew had a gun. Plenty of them were busy with harmless activities while also owning guns. hell, most of them considered the fact that they were teenagers who owned guns as evidence that they were good moral Christian Americans. The primary difference here…