your joke is bad and you are bad.

“The Blacks” being a white family that donates to Trump’s charity / slush fund.

I’ve always been a fan of the “mister”.

Oh thank goodness Taylor Swift visited this baby, just to make sure we heard about it. What good works this woman does.

I will never have a boner again. Thanks, Donald!

lol stop. there is a difference between someone that recreationally smokes pot and someone that is addicted to it/using it a level that it is hurting their lives. just like alcohol

Clearly a sincere sentiment given the ‘give no fucks’ bread it was sandwiched between.

I don’t trust the character of someone who apparently feels no guilt about his part in a night that led to someone’s suffering and suicide. I can’t imagine doing anything that led to such an outcome and then not feeling guilty about it, whether my actions were deplorable or completely innocuous.

Gina Rodriguez is that social media friend who won’t stop gushing about her “King”, then 3 months later cross posts a cryptic message from Instagram like

If there’s anybody that I’m not surprised to hear has multiple sexual harassment charges, it’s someone named “Blake Wentworth”.

bruh, exactly. she doesn’t prop herself up bc she doesn’t NEED to prop herself up.

I cannot wait to see Miley vs Mariah: The Thunderdome.

‘Roger Ailes was NEVER affiliated with Fox News. Sean Hannity knows this. Call Sean Hannity, because he knows. Nobody will call Sean Hannity, even though Sean Hannity knows.’

The picture at the top looks like a first drawing class student effort, pretty good, but needs more work.  

My college roommate kept mini kit-kats in the freezer instead of mini peanut butter cups. He was a monster.

I just stared at him for a solid minute going, “Are his eyes... migrating...?”

Me too! And has he has an eye lift or something because they seem even more tilted up

Is there some sort of mathematical equation where the richer the owner, the more garish the interior design?

Thought the same thing about the video AND I’m stunned at how dumb the lyrics are.