Unless the police that arrested her happen to be big fans of pop-country one hit wonders that haven’t been relevant in about 15 years except for that one time Sarah Palin said she liked her music in 2008, I really doubt that Gretchen Wilson was being targeted for her fame. You might just be an asshole girl. :/

You could honestly not pay for the kind of publicity the controversy over this show got. The number of people who commented they were going to watch it just to “stick it to the SJWs” could probably have got it renewed on their own.

TMZ are serious ambulance chasers. They must have a lot of people on their payroll because they’re always the first to know when a celebrity is hospitalized. They, and the people they're paying for this information, are lower than dirt 

Teen Mom is my guilty pleasure show that I am way too old to watch but if Bristol is on it, I'm done. There are depths to which even I won't sink.

I love that even though the bullet point just said “more of these two” I knew it was a Pete and Ariana update. 

Pete and Ariana seem like nice kids so I hope if (when) shit goes south it isn’t too rough for them.

How the hell does Frances Bean have an EX-HUSBAND? How fucking old am I that she’s old enough to have been married and divorced already? JFC just bury me already.

Every empire falls eventually. But is anyone else just kind of...struck by the fact that America just chose a ridiculously embarrassing way to go out? We’ve spent so much time bragging to everyone that we’re the greatest, most advanced country the world has ever seen and we’re going to be destroyed by a guy who sold…

I’m weirdly happy that Katy and Taylor are no longer feuding, even though I don’t really like either of them. John Mayer is just not worth it.

The day I cry for a pimp is the day hell freezes over. Fuck everyone who thought she deserved jail time. Lets be real, she probably saved dozens of lives by offing him.

Let’s pass a law that requires anyone running for office to have a fully formed chin. That would pretty much get rid of all the Trumps, except Ivanka I suppose.

Jon Mellencamp’s art is exactly what I would expect from a dude whos middle name is Cougar.

I hate the fact that Aidy and Lindy will be hanging out together and I will not also be there. It makes me feel left out of something cool. However, everything else about this is awesome.

It’s kind of working too. This is the most anyone has talked about Shania Twain since I was in high school and that was...more than a hot minute ago let’s say and leave it at that.

“I am passionately against discrimination of any kind, but I will vote for it if it means I get a tax break.” Shania Twain would really like my dad!

Cardi B >>> Bernie Sanders for prez. We need new blood(y shoes).

Cool story time! Leonardo was has been friends with his new girlfriend’s family for over a decade. So since she was ten, at the most.

My beloved sister-in-law inexplicably loves Taylor Swift (But her kids can’t stand her! Aren’t kids the ones who are supposed to torture their parents with awful music?) and if she dares to tell me that she likes this more than the original I’m going to make my brother to divorce her.

I hate Andy Cohen. Don’t know if that’s a popular or unpopular opinion, but it’s in my soul and I must share it.

Wait, so they waited to drop the cheating pictures until Khloe was basically crowning on purpose? Because if they did, that is fucking evil. If she had known in October it still would have sucked, but at least she would have had half a year to come to terms with things before giving birth.