This is beyond fucked up. I can’t really even come up with anything to say aside from that.

They kind of always do this though. They pick one ideal, down to Earth, less conventionally “Hollywood” woman to adore and make excuses for but then tear the shit out of someone like Anne Hathaway who had the nerve to admit that she wanted to win an Oscar in 2013 while Jennifer Lawrence was talking about getting drunk…

I agree. If this were someone who had a habit of being an asshole I might not believe this was an accident, but in her case I do think it was probably just a really unfortunate mind slip.

“How can I ignore that wild ass Nancy Reagan story?” <—- Not something I ever thought I’d think.

Imagine being in debt after attendeding Rutgers University and then discovering that they asked Snooki to be one of their speakers. This really is the darkest timeline.

I loved Roseanne as a kid. Watched the first 15 minutes of the “reboot” and turned it off. The Roseanne Conner I knew was not present that night. Just some Trump supporting skinwalker posing as her. It is, of course, a well known fact that skinwalkers are notoriously conservative.

Do not trick me into clicking on a source again thinking it’s going to be a long overdue update on MC Hammer just to feel disappointment when I discover it’s actually about Armie Hammer. I do not give a fuck about Armie Hammer’s tracksuit.

The Kardashian body type is so bizarre to me. Why would you spend all that time getting a perfectly toned stomach and legs but then buy yourself a fake ass that looks downright comical with your teeny waist and toothpick legs?

You’re missing nothing. I’m actually finding it...depressing that Jezebel is still running with this narrative after most other websites, including some not so female friendly ones, have cleared it up.

I’m honestly shocked by how poorly this story is being reported. Are people just really not reading what’s actually going on here because it’s so much more fun to hate on a pop star.

This mess is going to make such a great HBO miniseries someday. If we survive to see it.

Not gonna lie, I have to go to a funeral this weekend for a man who was very unpleasant towards women and minorities and I’m really tempted to write “Thanks for your input” in the sympathy card. Of course, he wouldn’t see it and his family would, so the message wouldn’t really get to the actual intended target anyway.

On a shallow note...this dude was supposedly born in 1991. 1991, guys. He must be aging in Stephen Miller years.

THANK YOU. I had a mild panic attack doing the math in my head. I graduated high school in ‘98 and I was like “Fuck, am I really almost 30 years out? Since when is 21 almost 30?

Ok but reading Tweets from people who have been contacted by Taylor Swift’s team of lawyers for the most trivial things (like bad reviews) was really entertaining. The ACLU actually just called her out for trying to silence free speech. It’s a trip if you have time to read them. Ira Madison III posted one in response…

I always assumed it was really unfortunate plastic surgery but it might just be his face...

Imagine being so rich and famous that people let you bring your pet bear into a restaurant.

If they replaced Kim with Bridget I would seriously be there opening night even if it had a -10 on Rotten Tomatoes. If I’m being honest I would have inevitably seen this movie at some point anyway.

I don’t know anything about Camille Grammer but anyone who was married to Kelsey deserves a nice payday.

I’ve never seen him in his Captain America suit so maybe that would make me change my mind but I don’t understand why the internet acts like Chris Evans is so massively out of Jenny’s league looks wise. She’s pretty and I’m not a fan of his beard. There, I said it.