They fired her for a second and a half mistake? Christ. It would be one thing if she was totally out of it for minutes or cussing at someone but this didn’t even really delay the broadcast.

Renowned American citizen Reese Witherspoon.

If you’re not going to show us what style icon Kellyanne Conway (cemented by her 10/10 iconic inauguration day outfit) wore to the wedding then why even report the story?

“Taylor Swift’s Beverly Hills house has been designated a historic landmark.”

I still think Pushing Daises would make for an amazing film. It’s been ten years and I don’t know why anyone has made this happen.

Holy shit, sorry that happened to you.

I had to stop watching after Kim said she was worried the entire time that Kourtney would find her body (I think they were sharing a room) and never be able to recover from it. This entire situation was pretty much my number one nightmare realized. It stressed me out so much just listening to her talk about it.

Tim Allen single-handedly ruined Christmas for all of eternity with his shitty movies so literally who cares what he thinks about anything.

Unpopular opinion: Rex is a dog’s name and not a human name. Also I know a dog named Rex who would be a better Secretary of State (lots of energy). Hit me up and I’ll give you his number if you’re interested Trumpo.

On a scale of 1 to Trump how trashy does it make me that deep down I’m kind of rooting for it to be true? I mean, I know it would damage a young, cute family but I still want some non-thiscouldkillus news to focus on for a bit.

In before someone makes a very cool and original joke asking where they can see the pictures for research or so they don’t accidently stumble on them while surfing the internet.

Benevolent snark aside, I feel like this would actually be a really cool job.

I had a crush on Dan Conner in middle school and high school but I never told any of my friends because I thought they would make fun of me. Screw those snobby little bitches...I have fantastic taste.

Ain’t that America. Unfortunately.

I honestly thought she was that one Playboy Playmate with the cheating husband and annoying laugh for a minute in the first picture.

I do too! For me it’s because my dad, who is a raging and proud misogynist, calls all women gals. 87 year old woman? Gal. 16 year old child in short shorts he’s ogling? Pretty ‘lil gal. Accomplished grown ass women? Mouthy gal.

So wait, the guy dies because the heaviest friend jumps on him? That seems...kind of mean.

I don’t know who Lucky Blue Smith or Stormi Bree are(I’m assuming one is a guy and one is a girl due to the pregnancy?) but their kid is probably going to have a name so awful it will rival Jason Lee’s child (boy? girl?) Pilot Inspektor. Yes, with a k.

How the fuck is Chris Martin only 40 years old? I feel like Coldplay has been around and putting me to sleep for 30 years now.

Fuck, I never understood fashion until this very moment. I get this. I feel this.