Kristen Stewart, who I actually sometimes like even though I’m in the minority, has cheated on every girlfriend she’s had these past few years. Why do these rags think she’d still be hung up on some dude she had a showmance with five or so years ago?

They’re all pretty af tho.

I see you’ve met my local church’s pastor.

I know the story is 100% false but if Brad really tried to get in contact with Jennifer Aniston after his divorce I hope she just texted him back “lol fuck u” and that was the end of it.

I hate him even though I know jack-shit about him because I read a blind item once that implied he left Mandy Moore to chase after Taylor Swift who didn’t want him anyway.

Golden Cannon? Yikes...

On the bright side, Melissa McCarthy is so getting an Emmy this year. <3

Leo, is that you?

This is like the first answer I’ve ever gotten on this issue that even slightly makes sense. Thank you!

In the song “Vertigo” Bono sings uno, dos, tres, CATORCE. Many people think he’s just counting to four but he’s actually singing 1,2,3, 14!!!! which makes no fucking sense.

It kills me that Larry lost his show and Bill will probably have his until he dies or retries. Television viewers have no taste.

I imagine she was hoping for it. Nice payout and no more Donald. No wonder she looks so sour all the time now.

Everytime he talks it becomes more and more obvious that him becoming President is the equivalent of the worst player on a 3rd Grade JV baseball team becoming the coach of the NY Yankees. I don’t even think this is an exaggeration.

TL;DR Susan will fuck anybody but the rest of the things she says ensure that nobody wants to be around her much less inside of her.

They were really not subtle about trying to hide that plus sized model’s body were they??

I think people have pretty much just given up on Vogue at this point. Some people think that maybe when Helmet Hair finally steps down the old magazine can be taught new tricks.

Because Sterling K. Brown is amazing and needs to be in more things.

Christie Brinkley >>>> Kate Upton.

Nothing has ever blown my mind more than finding out that this dude was born in 1985. Nothing.

Probably an equal number of sexual assault enthusiasts among the two groups as well.