A lot of Conservatives hate him. He spoke in favor of gay marriage at one point and criticized Bush. He’s still right-wing as fuck but I enjoy the thought of my dad who used to tune into watching that “good looking gal” finding instead “False Conservative” Tucker Carlson in her place.

How in the fuck did I not realize that he was related to THE Bushes? Jesus, even now looking at him it’s so obvious.

Homosexuals are gross and going to hell but I still want to score some PR points for my new song by being on a lesbian’s show!!!!

He won’t even have to bomb them. The minute SprayTan McBabyHands takes office ISIS will be so afraid of our immense power they’ll just immediately disband.

I can’t stand Ryan Seacrest. It’s not rational but his face pisses me off.

That’s a massive reach. And it’s pretty gross to accuse someone of pedophilia without any evidence.

My dad has told me to go see that movie every time he’s called in the last month despite me telling him why I don’t want to support Affleck or the movie. He’s also one of those people who believes that the vast majority of sexual assault accusations are fake or a get rich quick scheme so it’s been a minefield of topic…

I can’t imagine. I’m so sorry.

People are more likely to believe things that they want to believe when it fits their pre-held opinions about people.

Nope. The conservatives in every red state ive ever lived in have known the risk and threat of voting in Republicans to their welfare, food stamps and other social programs they happily take advantage of. They don’t care. They want to vote for someone who despises women and minorities as much as they do no matter what.

I am really struggling with these protests to be honest. The local news was doing interviews with some protestors a few weeks back and about 6 out of 10 admitted they didn’t turn out to vote. A lot of this seems like way too little way too late to me.

I read your rant yesterday on the way home from spending time with my conservative in-laws and their brogressive nephews. It made me literally physically clap and feel hope for the first time in five days.

Log off Taylor. Choose your battles.

I don’t think anyone has ever spontaneously disintegrated from the stress of their job before but Kellyanne is looking like she might be the first. Who says Trump never did anything for science?

I saw that too. Actually people all around the internet are talking about what a white feminist trainwreck this comment section is. Kind of embarrassing.

I’m so jealous that this is your job.

Oh my God though, can you imagine a custody battle between not two but three parents? Family lawyers must be freaking thrilled right now.

I’m okay with it...if he ends up dying in disgrace in the end. If this is some bullshit “I know you doomed me but I just love ya so much” story it can piss off.

My work computer hates Instagram and usually takes 10 years to load a clip from it so for like three minutes I thought Bobby was just formally announcing that he was going to vomit. Very suspenseful.

Is it possible that John Mayer was talking about something else? He seems like a douche but he also seems like the kind of dude who can’t remember peoples’ birthdays.