I can’t believe I just starred a comment about the upside of nuclear apocalypse but I’m not sure I wouldn’t take it at this point.

I mean, we don’t have the House or the Senate. We don’t have the Presidency and we won’t have the Supreme Court for...decades maybe. We are truly fucked.

Did Mitch fucking McConnell really make a joke about Hillary’s age when he himself is actually over five years her senior and still in office?

Okay! To be fair it was over fifteen years ago but yeah. She and Tim Robbins came into the restaurant I worked at and at first we were all like “Oh my God, famous people! Let’s be super nice to them and they’ll sign shit to put on our walls.”

It’s only fair because every time a guy votes for another dude we always say he’s just voting with his dick!!

Going from RiRi to Taylor Swift is like...going from one of those pumped up NASCAR things to a compact Ford Focus. I feel like Drake is somewhere in the middle of those two.

I guess nobody who works at celebrity magazines has ever gotten gas before? They really don’t seem to understand normal post large meal bloating.

I can’t figure that quote out...unless maybe he said he voted for Trump early and the above is a typo his comment makes absolutely no sense.

There are so many alarming things about this picture but I’m always distracted by how it looks like he lost his left arm.

The hidden mother pictures are hilarious because all they really do is draw your attention to the large black mass in the center of the picture.

Ooooh, okay that makes so much more sense! Not gonna lie I actually missed the Trump behind them. Guess I’m getting good at blocking him out finally! :)

Haha. Taylor lied about having a conversation with Kanye West and even told him off for making up a story about how they had talked about lyrics to a song that involved her. Later Kim K. revealed she had taped the convo and Taylor got caught. People flooded her social media accounts with snake emojis.

Did it take anyone else a minute to get the Taylor Swift costume joke? I kept staring at it like, “Okay, I see Beyoncé and Rihanna and the baby is Prince but where is Taylor?”

People keep saying Orlando is dressed as Trump and he’s clearly Bill. I have been getting really irritated about this all morning. 

Rough childhood, I’d guess.

We are a very easily amused species.

Tim Kaine would probably not let you keep change if you find it. You first have to ask around and see if the person who lost it is still in the area.

She is so cute! I didn’t know this was in the works but I’m pumped.

oh my God I thought this was Amy Schumer and I actually jumped when I realized it wasn’t. #surpriseJlaw

Damn straight Bette.