Uh...isn’t Charles ahead of William in the royal line-up? These bitches can wait their turn like every other monarch who eagerly hopes for the day that their beloved relative dies.

Yeah, didn’t she say that she didn’t date Mexican people because she preferred consensual sex or something? I get that she’s a comedian but that’s way out of line. If you need to be racist to be funny or edgy you should probably accept that you’re not that funny.

The Pussy Posse gets a star member back!!!

Look at Me is an urban legend right? I’ve heard that one before but with slightly different details. Still scary!

This isn’t very entertaining or dramatic in print but it is true. My high school best friend’s family moved out of a house after 7 months because they swore it was haunted.

Anyone who would consent to sleeping with Trump probably has some issues. Not surprised Trump would openly enjoy taking advantage of that.

Hillary was 100% wrong about one thing at the last debate...Trump’s kids (at least the sons) suck just as much as he does.

she looks like she would welcome death

Is it normal to mourn a relationship for longer than it lasted? Maybe just when it means free album promo?

no it’s okay. the 18-28-ish year old men on reddit told me that the wage gap doesn’t actually exist and white men just work a lot harder than everyone else.

Was Holly the fat one or the other one? Either way, most beautiful dog ever.

I would think Trump’s massive ego should have dispelled that conspiracy theory long ago. He’ll do anything to get attention. But this bullshit is going to ruin him and I am so excited for it.

BOTH LOGAN AND RORY ARE SPOILED TRASH. THERE IS NO OTHER OPINION. THIS ONE IS RIGHT.

I’m finally watching this show and it’s so good. Weirdly thrilled to find out his name is actually Tituss.

Maybe the clue can be “This beloved author gave Sean Hannity a much deserved punch in the face.”

It’s nice and her voice is a lot better than I would have thought when The Fame Monster came out but dammit Gaga there had better be at least one damn POKER FACE on this album or so help me...

Given that Jana’s husband apparently tried to murder her I think dickbag is a bit of an understatement. :/

IT SEEMS REALLY AGRESSIVE, RIGHT!?

Yes. And now I’m even more pissed SNL gave Taran Killam and Jay Pharaoh the boot but kept these two second stringer players. :/

Jesus, 100 people for a birthday party? That’s like 65 more people than I know.