I bet you a million they’ll take their “Taymerica” love all the way until “Taynksgiving”

Where are the feminazis when you need us Gretchen?!

Wow. I don’t even know what to say to that except I’m really glad she managed to wake up. What a sick asshole.

He kind of did actually! His defense said he was temporarily mentally unstable due to the trauma of the break up.

Pretty sad that we have the be grateful for a six year sentence (which, let’s be real, he likely won’t even serve half of that) because they were originally going to put him on house arrest.

I’m really excited to see Ciara’s wedding dress. I know nothing about her actual singing career or if she even ever actually had one but her style is great and she’s pretty.

“Equality can’t be forced”

Trump’s campaign has done wonderful things for satirists and comedians! Just nothing positive for anyone else.

Full Frontal is the new Daily Show.

I can’t comprehend the fact that Malia is 18 and Sasha only has a few years of high school left. I still think of them as the little kids they were when he first got elected.

“Taymerica” Okay my opinion of her went from “She’s kind of annoying but we’ll blame it on her youth” to “She is the literal worst” just from reading that one word.

:/

Right? The FDA can kiss my ass.

When your mom is Dina Lohan listening to your mom is probably not the best route to take either Linds...

Edgy.

One of their PR people needs to break it to them that this whole thing has been a flop.

I thought about that too.

Same. And at the Winter Olympics I’m only interested in ice skating. I should probably try to broaden my horizons a bit.

I’m kind of excited that Taylor finally met her bratty, petty match in Calvin. You know this bitch ain’t honoring no NDA.

I wouldn’t be totally shocked if her parents were the ones who put this in her head. Mommy and Daddy were embarrassed that their legacy didn’t hold enough sway with the Admissions Office to get her in so “blame the coloreds” and don’t let her think she didn’t get in because their alumnus checks weren’t big enough.