Maybe they could add a few months to Abby’s sentence for emotionally abusing children?

Same. Like, he’s horrible but he looks so down and I’m on my period. I feel the same way about Dubya sometimes. I must have some weird Bush empathy chip that I need electroshock therapy to get rid of.

Oh my God your user name is the best thing ever.

“Every baby is a blessing”

Oh wow, they made a public appearance together? I thought the relationship was still in the rumor/ dark pictures taken on a camera phone by someone in the same restaurant phase.

I spoke too soon actually. He’s big on guns but I actually can’t find anything that says he’s an official Republican. Curse ONTD commenters!

Kill Chris. Marry Kanye. Fuck John Mayer...and then slap him because he sucks.

I’m proud of him actually. Who knew Nick was a hustler?

I feel like this comment isn’t getting the appreciation it deserves.

Why does Nick Lachey have $4.5 million to drop on a house?! He and his band were like, borderline moderately successful for about 6 months twenty years ago.

This pretentious ass movie somehow managed to be repulsive and yet boring as fuck at the same time.

If someone handled my child like that I honestly wouldn’t trust myself around them.

This is funny (albeit only slightly related to this article) because I just got done reading audience reviews of “The Shallows” and the reviews written by women were well thought out but the reviews by dudes were just like “BLAKE LIVELY COULD GET THE D.”

Take that you spoiled little Ginny Weasley knockoff!

I though she was vanilla too but then I remember the rumor that Ryan cheated on her with Taylor Swift and think that it might mean that she wasn't quite vanilla enough for him...

Does she even act anymore outside of Iron Man cameos or does she just sit around thinking of new ways to let us know that she’s better than we all are?

I finally saw 50 Shades on HBO a few months ago and holy crap Dakota and Jamie have absolutely no chemistry. Like, so little chemistry that they must be actively working at it. There is no reason that two beings of the same species should interact that poorly.

Her clothes are (mostly) best kept in the 80's.

Kind of a jackass move for the so called friend to expose them like that...

Wow that sounds unbearably rough. I hope you feel better soon. :(