What does it say about our quality of life that people can’t seem to enjoy things if alcohol isn’t involved?

Oh my God. You know a story is bad when Courtney Sotdden’s gross pedo husband isn’t the worst person featured in a DirtBag.

The sad part is that I only recognize half of those dudes which means we’re so used to mass killings at this point that you gotta knock off at least a dozen before you become a household name.

About to say something really controversial but damn it, it’s my right as an American citizen.

I don’t really know who he is but I have been enjoying those beach pictures. Mainly because I haven’t seen such a blatantly staged act of PR/ publicity coupledom since Tom Cruise’s couch jumping days.

This is my favorite comment of all time.

They are both so extra that I’m surprised this pairing wasn’t brought into existence sooner to be honest.

So I legitimately thought her radio show ended ten or so years ago and now I am upset.

Fricken ‘A Wayne. All the crazy parties you’ve been to in exotic locations and you almost let a night in Milwaukee do you in? Kind of lame.

lol, I fucking give up

If only all lightning bolts had a gun. They’d be able to kill more people.

I don’t blame Zayn at all. I’m not even famous and I just cancelled on an event which would have involved being around a large amount of people after this particularly violent weekend.

My kids loved her on The Voice. This should be fun to explain to them.

So have your friends actually ever compared their standpoints on major issues because they’re nooooot very different.

Ted Budd sounds a lot like Ted Bundy. Who was a serial killer.

Hillary always keeps hot sauce is her purse.

It must have been fun for the other girl to be only the second least convincing person in a scene for once.

Dumb but honest question: Are tattoo artists allowed and/or likely to reject clients if they have a feeling that the client is going to regret getting the tattoo at some point?

It was honestly amazing to read. They spoke about the girls in their school as if they were objects; walking vaginas who refused to open for “nice guys” like them.

What an entitled piece of shit.