Oh God then you never listened to him on the Tom Hartman program. Whatever you think of Hillary, Bernie’s ego is not small, that is for sure. He’s just as much in it for self interest as the rest of them.

:(

Wow that’s legitimately really impressive. He must get hundreds of thousands tweets a day but still took notice of you. And blocked you!

That is a rough 19.

She got really angry at her fans for saying she might be a lesbian and Karlie was her girlfriend. She started liking posts calling them “freaks” or “losers” for saying it which seemed kind of uncalled for. Could you imagine being a 15 year old and seeing your favorite artist liked a Tumblr post calling you a creep?

On America’s Next Top Model they would do group shots and the challenge winner was always the one model who caught your eye first and held your attention.

Ode Mountain sounds like a men’s deodorant scent.

His bride to be will be a stuck up size two blonde who doesn’t “get him” like Amy does.

Welp, this is horrible.

So...is it possible that Chad is an actor? I mean, his name is literally Chad and he acts like such a textbook Chad...

I mean, obviously it’s going to be a problem but think of all the money they’ll lose..

Lily is a child and he’s her dad so I can’t really come after for her over this. Also, her dad and mom are letting her date a 24/25 year old so they probably do seem like pretty cool parents to her. (16 might be legal wherever she lives so this could just be a petty dig).

I actually hope he does. Taylor Swift sues teenagers on Etsy and Tumblr for copyright infringement. She’s most definitely going to go after Trump.

I’m so sorry you went through that. And that much older people were more interested in preserving the status quo than protecting you.

And Amber would probably have MORE...Uh...insight into how Johnny Depp acts as a husband than um...eh...huh...a friendly acquaintance?

I read there once in a blue moon but since the writers and commenters inexplicably ganged up on Benedict Cumberbatch’s wife and later Kate Middleton I think they seem kind of cray.

Chronically abusive people also usually have a super low threshold for what constitutes “provoked” as well because they grasp at any straw to justify their actions.

oof. This is both a really dark joke and painfully accurate.

I give it six months.

Nah, now they’re calling her a liar on top of being a goldigger.