I mean, white people can be pretty lame and we do like to make ourselves sound hip so that’s spot on.

Yup, that’s her. She’s horrible. I read XOJane daily and she hadn’t written an article in almost a year so I hoped she was gone. No such luck.

There is someone in this film named Beanie. Okay.

I am literally so excited right now. The Future is here. Who needs immortality when you can have printable gummy bears?

Flowers among weeds.

Both Kim and Khloe’s faces are so shiny you could probably see your reflection in them.

HE IS.

I know this is more a frat issue than anything but I lived in Wisconsin for the first 29 years of my life and you could not pay me to do it again. That is a mean ass state; don’t let Aaron Rodgers fool you into thinking everyone is nice. He’s not even from around there.

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Okay but maybe he has a good personality...ohwait

They send me one for free. I have no idea why. I never signed up for it but still it comes every month. Don’t even know how they got my address.

I’m going to watch the shit out of this.

MY CHILDHOOD THAT ENDED ALMOST 20 YEARS AGO IS RUINED. TOO MANY VAGINAS.

He’s going to be a Harry, not a William for sure.

They also buy a lot of dogs that disappear after one episode.

This is my second favorite “let’s make the defendant look as pathetic as humanly possible” make over ever. Right after George Zimmerman’s weight gain.

I know there are probably many million schools in the U.S so being in the “Top 500" is pretty notable but I can’t stop laughing at the image on them being all like, “Yes 498th best school ever! We are 498th!!!!”

This whole country needs to sit down and take a fucking 9th grade Civics class

This is amazing. His tweets read like my drama loving twelve year old niece wrote them.

Paige annoys me but she also deserves to win. I feel like Nyle has become overly arrogant in the past few weeks.