Hillary actually looks better and more well rested now than she did in 2012. And that’s with the added stress of a presidential campaign.

Wait, his overdose happened over a year ago? I thought that all went down in like, November. Jesus Time you annoying bitch, slow down.

So if I don’t like Chelsea Handler does that mean I like Angelina Jolie by default?

I will never get over the director of Gone Girl saying that when he read that the protagonist of the novel had a “punchable” face he automatically wanted Ben for the role.

Right? She looks like an asshole. And nothing she even said indicated that there was no possibility that Holly hated her life at the mansion. The opposite really...that all sounds terrible environment for a young woman adjusting to adulthood.

I feel like I heard a lot of people say both those relationships were gross? Especially K/J because she “has three kids” and should apparently lock herself in a nunnery until they all graduate high school or something.

Wow. Orlando is such a disappointment. His career died and now he can’t even pretend to not be a jackass to his girlfriend.

“Minnie Driver claims she never threw baby food jars filled with black paint at her neighbor’s home during their feud”

Cher’s tweets are so endearing even though she’s always tearing people to shit (though she picks good people to criticize). She’s finally learned to turn caps off!!

Ha. Probably something ugly as hell since it was the early aughts and I was a sensitive, emo kid.

I am so fucking sick of this dumbass, trash election.

I want him to write a book (he may have already, I haven’t checked) because his Twitter account is amazing and he is apparently some kind of super genius. But his show was...not good.

I feel so sad when people make fun of his paintings for some reason. I think they’re pretty good. Probably better than most things he’s done.

I hope that’s not real fur they’re wearing because if it is some species of animal just went extinct.

My six year old twins were watching this and they woke up this morning as lesbians!111!!

“I didn’t ask her to either”

I somehow got into this show last season and it is so damn good. Don’t let it being on Lifetime scare you off! It’s really smart.

ooh ooh! memememe! I’m a Hillary Clinton supporter and although I acknowledge that she likely had no idea about the song being produced by Luke (I’m not calling him Dr., he has no PhD) and neither did JLO, I think if she hears about it she acknowledges what she learned.

Holy shit, I feel you. This primary has been brutal. And it’s not just Dems vs. Republicans but civil wars within the parties. By the end of it I’m not sure I’m going to have friends anymore.

For the billionth time, fucking fuck you John McCain for unleashing this beast onto the lower 48.