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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING. GET OUT. I DON’T HAVE TIME WATCH THIS ELEVENTY HUNDRED TIMES.

(grey with black trimmings, but it looked blue in the movie)

Beanie bats

True Beanie Baby story: a friend’s child had quite the collection and they were arrayed neatly on special shelves around her room. A visitor innocently asked “where did you get the bat one?” WHAT BAT ONE?!?!? It was a real bat (and a big one) snugged side by side with pink and blue fuzzies on either side. Cue much

genuinely confused what sequence of events transpired for Hollywood to decide “AMERICA NEEDS ANOTHER PAUL BLART MOVIE”

I posted this the other day:

That is cool. They sound like good people.

Man, that’s awful. You know, I’ve recently been in touch with a prince from over there and he’s probably going to owe me a favour after I help him out with a little jam with his finances. I’ll see if he can look into it.

“Lose some weight, baby girl.”

I'm guessing it's Countess Crackerjacks' (that's what the NY Mag recapper calls her) kid. Little Edie Zarin seemed just as bad as Big Edie Zarin.

Well, NJ won’t miss you. It’s the most densely populated state in the country and also one of the wealthiest. I know you saw something on TV once but new jersey is a great place to live.

Uggs.

Either way. Either way.

Are 25 year olds desperately clinging to what carefree youth they have left who smoke cool as well?

???

Actually, both men served in the Coast Guard. Guess how many stories mention that the victim served compared to those mentioning the murderer served?

Holy Fuck you're right. Maybe he was running towards a loaded cannon. Better put 8 rounds in him just be sure.

“Yeah, well, I have a coke habit to support, and that’s a lot more expensive.”

Thanks for these posts. What I hate is behavior correction. For example, I was working in the library with a colleague, in an area that allows conversation. As two young PhD students working on a joint presentation for a workshop we were attending, we discussed rather quietly the outline of the talk. An older man (who

I occasionally will do trivia with my bf and his friends. The last time I went is now the reason I refuse to go. A question was asking about what is the top alcoholic drink in Ireland...I said Guinness, bf’s friend says whiskey. My bf was writing down the answers and since he agreed with me, wrote down Guinness. His

Congratulations on experiencing a sexist microaggression!!!!!