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Noooo he just, you know, is really busy with work. So he really needs some space but it’s just a break. Plus because his parents are divorced he’s kind of nervous about commitment and he just freaked out a little. But remember when he called last week wasted to come over at 4 am? He wouldn’t have called if he didnt

Stages of me attempting to watch this, illustrated by Prince:

Weezer has sucked for ages. That is all

Don’t forget.. this gap being talked about by Jennifer and her pals.. is the white woman gap. White women are at the very tippy top of the crappy wage gap.. but they are at the TOP. Black women, Hispanic, Asian.. not even in the ball park. I just wish that vocal group would mention that as well.

No shit?!? I once had a long distance relationship after I got someone else’s telegram while on a I was changing trains. The telegraph operator keyed it in wrong in Virgina as I was heading out to the Spanish controlled California territories and just as I got over the Mississippi there was a message for Miss.

I’ve said it before & I’ll say it again: when an MRA talks about how he “only fucks virgins” he really means “I lost my virginity to a girl who threw me a pity fuck so if my future wife/girlfriend/divorcee is a virgin she won’t know that I learned my patented 2 minute technique from sticking my dick in my moms prized

No. He’s having his hymen broke.

But there’s always room for the irascible, comedy-relief, ever-interfering spinster!

WHY IS THIS OVER FIVE MINUTES LONG? IT’S TERRIBLE.

Newsflash - people have a really hard time being in long term monogamous relationships and society’s weird, unnecessary and CONSTANT shaking finger makes it harder for people to just be able to admit that to themselves, and find relationships that DO work for them. But SURPRISE when you guilt them into obeying

I’m offended that anybody would ever willingly choose to walk through Times Square.

I think you’re cool and all but I’m glad I don’t know you because fennel is delicious.

i think my retirement is probably death.

I guarantee that you have heard men use vocal fry. It’s not unique to women. We just learn, in our culture, to come up with reasons to dismiss women’s speech. And it’s hardly the case that saying “like” a lot and using uptalk are inherently bad habits. That would be making the same mistake as chastising women for not

Nope. This is something that BOTH men and women do. But ONLY women are penalized and criticized for it. It’s not because it “sounds terrible.” It’s because sexism.

Senator Whitehouse is on to something. Republicans oppose the Affordable Care Act, but when asked what they would replace it with the answer is \_(ツ)_/. The GOP says the VA is broken, their plan to fix it is \_(ツ)_/. Some Republicans are running to all available media to say that the Iran deal is horrible, and instead

so many of them on the train this morning. just roving bands of kickass little girls and i was just standing there cramped on the A train like

Because we’re STAUNCH!