I give this article 1 star out of 5. The text of the reviews is too small to read on my phone.

That's not Dov Charney, that's an unkempt Steve Guttenberg.

And gays are the ones that pose a threat to the so-called sanctity of marriage?

I know it's wrong to swoon because of that, but I'm going to do it anyway.

The gif of the kid crying is fucking tragic. The gif of the grown woman crying like a loved one just died is fucking hilarious.

Let's just all remember to take Rita Skeeter with a grain of salt. She is known for writing things that aren't necessarily true. Everyone is posting that Ron is balding now; when I read that, in my mind I imagined him constantly asking Hermione if it's true, while unconsciously touching his head. Also, there is NO WAY…

Ohh yeah, the good old days! Just so long as mom doesn't wake up due to my loud typing and discover that I'm still up and AIMing.

The difference is that now it's been branded with a COOL HASHTAG.

I was in high school during the Carter administration and teens stayed up late then, too.

For real...and no parents yelling at you to get off the computer because they wanted to use the phone. Kids these days don't know how easy they have it.

No this is not new. I graduated from high school 20 years ago, except instead of texting we'd go to the all night diner and drink coffee, then drive around and smoke weed.

CHHHHHHHHHHHHH CHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BWAAAAAM daaaaaaaam BWAM dam.

My biggest problem in those pre-laptop days was sneaking into the computer room without my folks noticing and remembering to mute the speakers so that the tortured screams of the login process wouldn't wake them up.

So if we're spending so little on food (relatively) what are we spending it on? My guesses: high rents, credit card interest, and lottery tickets*.

Nicholas Sparks is the Thomas Kinkade of the literature world.

I suppose Lifetime will have to dust itself off and try again, try again.

But, they'd be free with an antenna. Cable companies, as you and I well know, are a fucking racket.

Humblebrag: It's hard for me to watch American Idol because I have perfect pitch.

Agreed. After reading your excellent comment and "source," I want to give you a hug. But that would be weird and it's the Internet, so here is a corgi hug instead.