Don't get me wrong, you're a bad-ass but I was screaming in my head the entire time I read this.
I was working in a clinic in rural Africa when a kid came in with a large abscess (pocket of pus) on his cheek/jaw - roughly the size of a softball. It needed to be drained so I made a little incision in his cheek and the abscess basically exploded (think poking a hole in a balloon…only a balloon filled with pus). …
If we told you, we'd have to kill you.
May I suggest not wearing pants at all but perhaps some sort of loose, overalls based ensemble? Maybe with a couple accessories to make it pop?
Pants unbuttoned? When I get home, the pants just come off.
Cool!
Me. Literally. Through this entire video set. COME TO ME TINY RHINO. I WILL DRY YOUR TEARS, SNUGGLE YOU, AND GIVE YOU MUD BATHS AND AVENGE YOUR MOTHERS DEATH!
Ugh I would so have his prison baby.
Ralph Lauren is better even leaving off aesthetics.
Pictured below, Jon Snow's existence in one gif:
Guys. For $2 I will kill you off on my Tumblr devoted to Jezebel commenter fanfic. Be the first one to die in the next edition of my hit series "Lesbian Shitasses 3: Problematic Lentils and Diva Cups."
I still prefer to believe the grapefruit story as told by my future ex-husband Aziz.
Time to call the Dynamic Duo !
what they want isn't "most women", though. They feel entitled to the size 4, white, rich, blonde sorority girl (80% of this or more is about looking good to other men!) and see the women they could actually get as "beneath them".... while the women they want, are so far out of their league that they're in orbit. If…
Despite all your rage, they are still just some cats on a page
Seems like the mother wasn't too concerned about her daughter making plans to run off with the man if she complained to the neighbors and suspected there was a sexual relationship between the two and didn't do a blessed thing to stop it. Her 15 YEAR OLD!
Women love a hero. And Charlie is the Day Man, fighter of the Night Man. Ergo, women love Charlie.
Good for Brooklyn Beckham. I think it's great that he learns what it's like to earn a buck like everybody else. It will give him some much needed perspective that many celeb kids will never get.