landofzeldtir
LandOfZeldtir
landofzeldtir

There’s a B52 with a pilot named “Bagel Goose”, and frequently screams and bombs the jungle.

Too bad he didn’t go with Nintendo Bloke. He wouldn’t have had to change his monogram.

Male Hunter:
“I AM FULLY ARMORED!”

Female Hunter:
“YOU CAN CUT MY TORSO IN HALF RIGHT HERE, BASH MY SKULL IN RIGHT HERE, DETACH MY LIMBS RIGHT HERE, HERE, HERE, AND HERE!”

You say nipple, I say super-secret 2D retro level... now we just need to find the warp pipe...

Wait a second! That’s not a nipple!!

Makes sense. If they can’t release Monster Hunter World on Switch, perhaps we’ll see Monster Hunter Land instead :-P

OH!
Sounds like I better dust off my Ghillie Mantle and go on some expeditions then! Gotta start looking for critters that are sitting on the backs of... bigger... critters... Maybe monsters even!

I’m an avid collector of endemic life.
I’ve captured 51 different species, and a total of 815 critters.
I’m 200+ hours into this thing, and I just found a GIANT VIGORWASP.
Did you know there were giant Vigorwasps?
Me neither!

I’d tell you where I found it, but to be honest, I kinda got lost in the Ancient Forest (yes,

Not to mention that a Palico drawing aggro has saved me more times than I can count. Just distract him long enough for me to chug this potion...and thanks for that Vigorwasp just after I’ve finished drinking it.

Or even better, it’ll be free! There is an upcoming Megaman collab event quest, Capcom says it will be accessible even to players just starting the game, and it’s completely free. The quest will drop items to craft an 8-bit Megaman costume for your Palico :3

Here are a few pro tips:

When mounting, its not a random chance when doing an aerial attack to mount. It’s actually a hidden progress bar.
Jumping attacks does “mounting damage” and when it fills up the bar you mount.
After mounting once the bar resets and needs more mounting damage for you to mount again.

Lootboxes in MHW take up to twenty minutes to open and bite back. :)

Ha, I get a kick out of how you’re like, “cats walking on their hind legs makes perfect sense” but the moment we’re talking about dogs it’s like, “whoa, whoa, whoa, let’s not get crazy here”.

Smooth.

I can’t wait to read next week’s painstaking 3000-word breakdown and still not understand what the hell actually happened.

So is Super Mario Odyssey.

IIRC, the muffled sound is different if you have cloth or metal covering your face.

I would like a Switch Wars, please!

A new Battletoads just to show the Dark Souls crowd what real pain is.

Glad this new platform is proving a fertile ground for old and new games a like. This will absolutely get noticed by other developers and lead to more games. It’s not like the eshop is a ghost town either. There are quite a few great games.