I think pace-of-play is an issue mainly because of start time, which would be the easiest solution of all (and, because a simple problem requires the most bureaucratic solution, why they have a rule about mound visits instead of a policy on when nationally broadcast games should begin).

Watching US-Slovakia the other day I kept thinking of this scene:

I know it’s a bit of a punchline, but curling is pretty damn fun to watch once you re-familiarize yourself with the rules. It’s the winter equivalent of handball, in that way.

The contract is for three years and comes with plenty of Percs.

Tom Brady: somehow the one white guy on the Pats who *can’t* catch a pass

+1 gripping the pillows tight

I get where you are coming from but we are starting to have a Sophie’s choice here... The orange psycho is likely going to get us into some nuclear hellstorm w North Korea. Pence thinks you can catch gay like the common cold. Pence sucks, but it’s a predictable suck. Trump is a derrainged liar who is totally…

I initially thought you were talking about Drew (someone who does no actual reporting) questioning Simmons.

Pitbull has better range.

LISTEN I AM A GLASS CASE OF EMOTIONS RIGHT NOW

Since he is going on Sean Hannity’s show it sounds like he would rather cry with the sinners than laugh with the Saints 

Hey, man. I appreciate you for being on the fun-shit-happening-in-Philly beat. I’m sure other readers find it obnoxious - I get it. Not every city gets a fun-shit-happening beat on Deadspin. They should. America deserves it, damn it. Every city deserves a Dan McQuade, except cities with a majority of Cowboys fans.

“These spoiled millionaires should be grateful they get to play a kids game”

Get your head out of your ass. This was always the no-brainer response from the NFL. The cause the players are taking a stand for is real and significant, and if they upset a few fans (viewership is down 7% from last season last I heard), then so be itat least they finally did the rightish thing.  

I’d rather live in Philly than Cleveland, Cincinnati, Indy, and Detroit combined.

exactly - transferring to chapel hill would have avoided this.

“Let me show ya something!”

Discount wouldn’t work when there were other items in my cart, only if buying the tumbler solo.

Discount wouldn’t work when there were other items in my cart, only if buying the tumbler solo.

I wasn’t aware there were still Cutler apologists.

Sonny Gray’s and Adam Warren’s pitches were technically filthier, since they kept throwing them in the dirt.