Breaking the law maybe?

On the bright side, the 19 outs in 6.1 innings pitched ties the record for most outs recorded in that amount of innings

You’re full of shit. My wife is an openly bi Catholic who actively disagrees with her church and does everything she can to institute change through her position in the Catholic Women’s League.

Choki

Translation: we can’t get an in-network radiology appointment until Wednesday.

Water polo probably wouldn’t.

Why does pro lacrosse need a PA system when the announcer could just sit next to the fan in the stands?

Blake Griffin won ROY after missing his first season. After David Robinson was drafted, two entire seasons elapsed, and then he began playing and won ROY.

I'm wearing my Browns tee today (casual Friday at the office) and everyone has been so happy and excited and nice. It's incredibly wholesome. This must be how attractive people feel all the time.

In summer, 2016, my girlfriend and I drove up to Colorado for my little sister’s wedding, several days early to help with prep. Actually, too early; my sister requested that we come a day later, to give them a bit more alone time before the herds descended. No problem - I wanted to show my lady the area where I had…

“Some of those that run forces, are the same that burn crosses.” Rage Against The Machine ✊🏾

I think it is less about the car getting over the 300-mile barrier and people needing to learn to get over it.

He hit the cooler because he couldn’t catch up with the heater.

Phillip Rivers thinks three is nowhere near enough.

*wooder

I was a goaltender for 20+ years so I’ll try to explain the best I can. Though it might be long.

An ailment otherwise known as Lebronchitis.

All of Phil’s infamous “losses” at the U.S. Open get headlines. I don’t remember who won those events.

Just be careful which kind of modest you’re talking here. Modest rural backgrounds are OK. Modest urban backgrounds will be asked to try WR.

Shown here in “maintenance mode” for changing the spark plugs ;)