Breaking the law maybe?

On the bright side, the 19 outs in 6.1 innings pitched ties the record for most outs recorded in that amount of innings

You’re full of shit. My wife is an openly bi Catholic who actively disagrees with her church and does everything she can to institute change through her position in the Catholic Women’s League.

Rouge One

I was born on May 25, 1975, EXACTLY 2 years old when Star Wars was released. My dad was a pretty big George Lucas fan already (American Graffiti and even THX 1138) so they went on opening day with me in tow, tempting the fates. I swear I remember seeing it that day, but I realize that’s impossible. It could just be…

“Victor from Dollhouse" - Hi, new best friend.

Choki

Translation: we can’t get an in-network radiology appointment until Wednesday.

Water polo probably wouldn’t.

*rapist wit.

Why does pro lacrosse need a PA system when the announcer could just sit next to the fan in the stands?

Blake Griffin won ROY after missing his first season. After David Robinson was drafted, two entire seasons elapsed, and then he began playing and won ROY.

I'm wearing my Browns tee today (casual Friday at the office) and everyone has been so happy and excited and nice. It's incredibly wholesome. This must be how attractive people feel all the time.

In summer, 2016, my girlfriend and I drove up to Colorado for my little sister’s wedding, several days early to help with prep. Actually, too early; my sister requested that we come a day later, to give them a bit more alone time before the herds descended. No problem - I wanted to show my lady the area where I had…

“Some of those that run forces, are the same that burn crosses.” Rage Against The Machine ✊🏾

I think it is less about the car getting over the 300-mile barrier and people needing to learn to get over it.

Shouldn’t have had the fish...

He hit the cooler because he couldn’t catch up with the heater.

Phillip Rivers thinks three is nowhere near enough.