This guy maths!

Also “writing it off” does not make it “free”. Still amazed how many people believe that. It only reduces tax liability...but everyone thinks you buy something for the business, and get all the money back at tax time.

Dammit, take your star.

Smiff?

Underrated comment - take your star.

Underrated subcomment here.

Stalingrad? Am I missing that joke? Ain’t no Stalingrad anymore...

+1 Music of the Night

Sounds like my first date.

Wait, wait, wait...an Irishman was complaining about drinking...on St. Patrick’s Day? Uh...

DAMMIT WHY DID YOU MAKE ME ENLARGE IT

You got it all wrong, holy man...

I look at my 10 year old now. He’s a Cowboys fan

Gwyneth Paltrow, NFL version.

WOW. And here I thought the OP’s post was chortle-worthy.

the folks I was with were laughing out loud.

+1 Digital Underground

Come on...not Beavers? Infinitely more awkward...even for the guys.