Ahmet then threatened to mow the fucking lawn, take out the goddamn trash, and to remember to not be an asshole and leave the fucking toilet seat up. The other rival manager nodded his head and agreed to the deal.

At least now his father won’t have to work for a racist asshole.

The only statue in Baltimore that could use more protection is Joe Flacco.

Topeka High is the Trojans. Another High school in Topeka is Seamen High School. When they play, the headline is almost always either “Trojan Defense Stops Seamen” or “Seamen Penetrate Trojan D.” When I was in high school, the star at a different school’s last name was Head, and he always seemed to Blowout Seamen.

OK, now I really gotta know if someone has ever made a catch with their “protector”.

I’m not even going to pretend to be Tommy for this post, because, in real life, I’m a lawyer in the Virgin Islands. Thankfully I’m on the mainland for the holiday weekend and delayed my flight

Woosh

Nice rebuttal

The Marlins ownership situation is pretty much ruining several teams’ hopes for adding an impact bat.

Haven’t seen a Red climb a wall like that since Berlin.

So things are bad between them, right? When I ask my wife if everything is ok, and she says everything is “fine,” that means I’m in deep shit...

Yuengling tastes like a paper bag.

Fletch taught me it is all ball bearings these days

“Sharia Law” sounds like a made-up TV name for the lead character in a show about a female hard-drinking street-justice vigilante in a near-future dystopia Earth.

Proud of my fellow Shawnee High School Renegade alumnus.

You don’t seem to know much about philly fans. This guy would fit in in Dallas or oakland or possibly ny (either team really)

He’s tried to make me geaux to rehab
I won’t geaux, geaux, geaux.

Indeed. Undoubtedly some idiots from the hinterlands past the King of Prussia Mall will feel safe enough to head down to the big evil Inner (read: Center) City to dispense some ‘Merican justice, but since 1) they have no leg to stand on and 2) PA isn’t an open-carry state and 3) everyone between the Schuylkill and the…

Any redneck that rolls into North Philadelphia on Election Day is going to have a very bad time.