So, grab them by the Donald Trump during the Vietnam War?

Guy hitting .205 in High-A ball is worried about the wrong Mendoza.

Seriously, for more than a year he’s burrowed his way into our brains through 24/7 media exposure, and this is the card he plays? We know you, and we fucking hate you.

Would kill me fastest: 10m platform dive. Would kill me slowest: swim marathon.

I believe he uses locked up to mean “a lock” for the Dodgers. The game was put away. He’s not saying the score was tied.

*yawn*

Bosa’s mom is publicly wishing that her son had “pulled an Eli Manning”

So did Deadspin, Eddie.

A friend used to work for the fire department in Escondido, CA writing disaster plans. Whenever we asked if we could see their disaster plans, the Mexican guys on our staff would joke “No.” “Why not?” “Because it’s Escondido!”

Tebow bemoans the fact that “rumors” travel so fast

Or buy imperial or Tecate and skip the lime.

You definitely don't. Besides, Johnny Manziel was never known to wedge it into tight places.

Isn't 23 a pretty old age for a lion?

Sadly, animal heaven is just a zoo in human heaven.

Agreeing with the NFL over this and Fox News over Trump’s treatment of Megan Kelly in the same day is too much. I need a drink.

Actually he said he loves, “huge action”, when asked about why he enjoys Marvel movies.

I think it’d be pretty easy for Colin to avoid seeing his mom in Denver. Just make sure she’s an open receiver, they’ll never connect.