Pitbull has better range.

LISTEN I AM A GLASS CASE OF EMOTIONS RIGHT NOW

Since he is going on Sean Hannity’s show it sounds like he would rather cry with the sinners than laugh with the Saints 

Hey, man. I appreciate you for being on the fun-shit-happening-in-Philly beat. I’m sure other readers find it obnoxious - I get it. Not every city gets a fun-shit-happening beat on Deadspin. They should. America deserves it, damn it. Every city deserves a Dan McQuade, except cities with a majority of Cowboys fans.

“These spoiled millionaires should be grateful they get to play a kids game”

Get your head out of your ass. This was always the no-brainer response from the NFL. The cause the players are taking a stand for is real and significant, and if they upset a few fans (viewership is down 7% from last season last I heard), then so be itat least they finally did the rightish thing.  

You are the one. You can bring balance to Kinja. If I had that ability, I would not advertise it, I would fucking wield it like a club.

I’d rather live in Philly than Cleveland, Cincinnati, Indy, and Detroit combined.

exactly - transferring to chapel hill would have avoided this.

“Let me show ya something!”

Discount wouldn’t work when there were other items in my cart, only if buying the tumbler solo.

Discount wouldn’t work when there were other items in my cart, only if buying the tumbler solo.

I wasn’t aware there were still Cutler apologists.

Sonny Gray’s and Adam Warren’s pitches were technically filthier, since they kept throwing them in the dirt.

I remember coaching 10 and under in soccer when I was 16 myself. It was not at all a competitive league. I was only coaching because no one else wanted to.

Ahmet then threatened to mow the fucking lawn, take out the goddamn trash, and to remember to not be an asshole and leave the fucking toilet seat up. The other rival manager nodded his head and agreed to the deal.

At least now his father won’t have to work for a racist asshole.

The only statue in Baltimore that could use more protection is Joe Flacco.

Topeka High is the Trojans. Another High school in Topeka is Seamen High School. When they play, the headline is almost always either “Trojan Defense Stops Seamen” or “Seamen Penetrate Trojan D.” When I was in high school, the star at a different school’s last name was Head, and he always seemed to Blowout Seamen.

Same here - bought a Fire HD 8 with 32GB during last week’s Prime Sale ($85!!!), took five minutes to install Google Play store (no rooting), and it’s AWESOME NOW. Installed Outlook, Chrome, etc. Almost no difference from an iPad Mini for a quarter of the price.

OK, now I really gotta know if someone has ever made a catch with their “protector”.