I’m not even going to pretend to be Tommy for this post, because, in real life, I’m a lawyer in the Virgin Islands. Thankfully I’m on the mainland for the holiday weekend and delayed my flight

Woosh

Nice rebuttal

The Marlins ownership situation is pretty much ruining several teams’ hopes for adding an impact bat.

“Clever boy”

Haven’t seen a Red climb a wall like that since Berlin.

More like impregnating pause, am I right?

Missing the crucial pregnant pause.

So things are bad between them, right? When I ask my wife if everything is ok, and she says everything is “fine,” that means I’m in deep shit...

Well, there is a way around it. Keep in mind, I’m not advocating, just playing devils advocate and hypothesizing an explanation for Luke’s seclusion that doesn’t require him to be a dick:

Yuengling tastes like a paper bag.

Uber. It’s like Juicero, only for calling a cab.

Fletch taught me it is all ball bearings these days

Sure. Here goes nothing...

“Sharia Law” sounds like a made-up TV name for the lead character in a show about a female hard-drinking street-justice vigilante in a near-future dystopia Earth.

Proud of my fellow Shawnee High School Renegade alumnus.

My money is on Bichir. Loved that dude in The Bridge

Can I add that sentiment from the other side of the Atlantic? I am utterly ashamed that the British government can’t summon the courage to denounce Trump’s action in the frankest of terms.

Come to think of it, yes. It’s funny that Donald Trump is actually making America great again by becoming the villain (and asshole) who unites your country and it’s people to stand for the principles of your foundation.
- A proud Mexican neighbor salutes you all.