Plot-holes.

There’s an easy and free way to make it work right - if you take it out, just hit the uber button on your phone instead. 

You don’t seem to know much about philly fans. This guy would fit in in Dallas or oakland or possibly ny (either team really)

It watches and remembers when you stroke. Just like Jesus.

I’m about 99% sure they deliberately fuck up the headline to get more clicks.

He’s tried to make me geaux to rehab
I won’t geaux, geaux, geaux.

As researchers pour over satellite images

Indeed. Undoubtedly some idiots from the hinterlands past the King of Prussia Mall will feel safe enough to head down to the big evil Inner (read: Center) City to dispense some ‘Merican justice, but since 1) they have no leg to stand on and 2) PA isn’t an open-carry state and 3) everyone between the Schuylkill and the…

Any redneck that rolls into North Philadelphia on Election Day is going to have a very bad time.

So, grab them by the Donald Trump during the Vietnam War?

Guy hitting .205 in High-A ball is worried about the wrong Mendoza.

Seriously, for more than a year he’s burrowed his way into our brains through 24/7 media exposure, and this is the card he plays? We know you, and we fucking hate you.

:( :( :(

I don’t think there’s an appropriate gif for learning your friend in Abruzzo and her family are safe, so this will have to do. She was able to get on Facebook on her aunt’s phone and give us the news. They are 100 km from the epicentre but felt at least three quakes and were very scared; the last great quake that hit…

Is that...is that Gina Carano? OH MY...

Would kill me fastest: 10m platform dive. Would kill me slowest: swim marathon.

I believe he uses locked up to mean “a lock” for the Dodgers. The game was put away. He’s not saying the score was tied.

*yawn*

Bosa’s mom is publicly wishing that her son had “pulled an Eli Manning”