So did Deadspin, Eddie.

Your misspelling is telling... Venmo.. Venom. Coincidence??? I think not!

boomers: GO OUTSIDE

A friend used to work for the fire department in Escondido, CA writing disaster plans. Whenever we asked if we could see their disaster plans, the Mexican guys on our staff would joke “No.” “Why not?” “Because it’s Escondido!”

Tebow bemoans the fact that “rumors” travel so fast

Get down!

Or buy imperial or Tecate and skip the lime.

Yeah, that D key being right next to the F key really lends itself to some unexpected humor.

Yet every single time I see the “BFG” I think I think of the weapon from Doom...

Viscous?

You definitely don't. Besides, Johnny Manziel was never known to wedge it into tight places.

Isn't 23 a pretty old age for a lion?

Sadly, animal heaven is just a zoo in human heaven.

Bucky with the good hair

Agreeing with the NFL over this and Fox News over Trump’s treatment of Megan Kelly in the same day is too much. I need a drink.

Actually he said he loves, “huge action”, when asked about why he enjoys Marvel movies.

I think it’d be pretty easy for Colin to avoid seeing his mom in Denver. Just make sure she’s an open receiver, they’ll never connect.