Justin Tucker after his single missed extra point so far

The way that ball hitched right, I highly suspect witchcraft.

The problem isn’t going for two but that incredibly shitty play they drew up.

Why, when you have the anthropomorphized Raiders of the Lost Ark boulder that is Derrick Henry, would you do anything but run the ball a yard from the endzone?

oooooh, what about a plotline where Amy gets pregnant and learns that female PhDs are expected to be in the lab the day before and the day after delivering their babies?? And where she is constantly side-eyed about “taking so much time off,” while Sheldon rises in his colleagues’ esteem for being a “family man.”

Fuck the house, I just want Airwolf and a casino with blackjack and hookers.

GTFO with that lame ass shit.

Twelve chairs at a hardwood table, what use does that have in a home? It’s a conference room but the whiteboard is that awful, awful art. Honestly this strongly reminds me of the Vegan house at college. 

This is why we need tax cuts for the 1%. How are they supposed to afford the ultra luxuriousness of Versailles if they only have the resources for an overpriced Ikea warehouse?!??!

Bullshit. I wake up early to run all the time (we’re talking 4 or 5 am, and 9 or 10 miles, 6 days a week), and I NEVER mention that I do it all the time (basically no matter what the weather is - freezing cold or steaming up hot - because I’m that dedicated to waking up early, like 3 am and going on 15 mile runs every…

A man derailing a woman’s career in STEM so she can help him was played for laughs?

the show has always been like that. people should’ve been outraged over how TOXIC all the relationships on the show are instead of all that “nerd blackface”, which doesn’t even happen that much (anyone?maybe it did in the earlier seasons?).

They turned Amy into his nanny. This is her life - managing one of his inappropriate episodes after another.

I’m convinced that the only reason anybody wakes up early to run is so they can casually mention it later.

“It’s YOUR TURN, Burneko! Do your fucking job!”

I had this episode on in the background last night, and the thing with Sheldon getting Amy kicked off her project made me so viscerally angry. If Sheldon were a real person he would’ve been murdered by now.

You’re doing the lord’s work, watching this show so we don’t have to.

Saw that article yesterday, didn’t open it, and thought “This is when I’d hate to work at Deadspin. They’re probably drawing straws right now for who has to read that fucking thing.”

It’s retrograde bullshit to even call it a “crisis,” because that involves at least somewhat buying into the entirely false premise that the protests were bad for the league’s bottom line. Which they weren’t.

Laura why isn’t Deadspin devoting more time and effort to covering the parking situation at the NFL league office? INQUIRING MINDS DEMAND TO KNOW.