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I don’t think anyone was against him for being a blunt badmouth. I think it was more the being in the pocket of banks and credit card companies his entire career and because of that fucked the poor in his drafting of bankruptcy law and many other ways. And his authoring the crime bill which put a disproportionate

These tweets age like a fine wine

“Jared Kushner, Mr. Trump’s son-in-law and Middle East adviser...”

TThe real problem with the rich paying for their kids to get into college when they can't even handle pre-college algebra, is not only does this disenfranchise the brilliant poor kids (especially children of color), but it leads us with dunces like this at the top, when they would be much better suited for factory

Jared Kushner is urging President Trump to stand by his buddy Prince Mohammed

By all rights and measures, Jared Kushner should be a fucking nobody.

The whole (alleged?) quote would be hilarious if it weren’t so awful:

Wait wait wait wait....

My favorite thing about the Cryptkeeper bit is I didn’t even notice it was Al Davis for the first several weeks.

Honestly the milk-and-saltines part of the letter is more horrifying than the part where he loses a fucking finger.

So here in Cali we do some legislation by Proposition which is a bad idea because not only is each ballot a clusterfuck of misleading questions, our political spots are especially insane as interest groups from both sides run fear based attack ads. Conservatives would have you believe Nancy Pelosi is the Devil and

I can’t get over Cordray’s pledge to let every felon out on the street to fentanyl-rape your grammy. Seems like it’s not a winning strategy, but according to all those husky sheriffs, that’s his plan!

Bonus Bonus Story: Same grandpa to this day drinks a glass of milk with crushed up saltines in it before bed. He “likes his milk to have a little texture”.

You haven't lived until you’ve seen Valient Thorr play at Slim’s in Raleigh. Slim’s catchphrase: “We’re not happy until you’re not happy”.

Yes x 10. Pro football history is littered with coaches who come in and try to impose their systems on teams with no consideration for existing realities. It’s sad the biggest coaching innovation is recent years is to consider catering to your team’s strengths.

definitely helped quarterbacks, but so has coaching. When Deadspin published that article about how their were no good QB’s, the main complaint from coaches was that college programs were not preparing players for the pro game. They were all still looking for 7 step pocket passers that could read a defense or

We have to do something about Curt Menefee’s halftime previews.

He lives (and infects the radio airwaves) in Denver. He’s also, yes, garbage all the way down to the center of the earth.

then say goodbye to a recently deceased cameraman.

Schlereth is a guy who will always somehow work the Denver Broncos into any game for no real reason. Joe Biden’s famous critique of Rudy Guiliani also works for Schlereth. “Noun, Verb, Denver Broncos”