Love the compassion by her partner. “Get up and skate. People are watching!”

Who, in their right mind, watches The View?

Nicky is good boy.

I’m in Belvidere and the biggest thing holding this region back is the old white guy mentality. Cronyism, nepotism, the good old boy network. Please vote. It's our only hope.

Anybody want to go poke a dead guy with a stick?

He’s definitely not busy taking credit for the stock market’s performance today.

11/7/2018.

Gene Wilder has a really hard time vandalizing statues these days.

I‘m off to the liquor store. Chime in if you need something.

If you replace “home run ball” with “overcooked Grand Slam” and “Giancarlo Stanton” with “Innocent family with numerous small children” you’ll understand why I am no longer allowed in any Denny’s in my area.

Ronan Farrow is on track to be the best journalist of all time.

Could someone here in the comments please point our courageous Jane Doe to a better lawyer?

There is no bad version of Halep.

I liked your article.

90 minutes, 1 goal. I’d rather watch 2 girls, 1 cup.

They’re called, in the construction industry, weed burners. They burn weeds and melt ice. They are far less fun than advertised.

My favorite my favorite way to prepare lox is to remove it from the packaging and place it directly on the garbage where it belongs.

Too soon.

Kenny Rogers in 1983. My parents took me. I was eight. He was pretty good. He showed a slideshow of his newborn baby, but I guess it turned out that he was banging some chick on the side so I guess it’s not really a happy memory after all.

Vinny, the lost Baldwin brother.