lets ask Jeeves....

what’s a reseach?

Media Reseach Center reports that 92% of stories on Donald Trump are negative on ABC, CBS and ABC. It is FAKE NEWS!

The “you need me, I’m leaving” thing struck me as very odd and downright insane, until I remembered that recently I gave notice at my job, and the time between giving notice and actually leaving, watching the scramble of my boss try to figure out “How are we going to replace everything you do?” I couldn’t help but…

Probably the same person who helped set up a sitdown interview with Butler that just happened to occur immediately after this practice.

It wasn’t striking until I went back and looked. Is that a chipped tile? Shame.

I think I used to rent that basement apartment.

Who the fuck is Told Butler?

So he asked fordemanded a trade and now is yelling “You f—-ing need me, Scott. You can’t win without me!” at the GM?

I think we should keep humanizing Putin so that when he is president of the world, we all know and love his clever jokes.

So you’re telling me a black man in Florida tells the cops that he lost $80K cash and a handgun, then slams the door on the cops when they show up? And they just leave?

Tl;dr - Terrifying man gets told off by even more terrifying man for calling out terrifying son.

I’d like to think that in Antonio Brown’s world throwing a vase from the balcony is how you preform a vasectomy and eliminate any kids. 

Yeah but they sucker you in to a bunch of micro-transactions just so you can toss vases out windows. Your furniture throwing stats stink if you don’t spend the money on VC.

I’m excited for this to be added in the new Madden 2020 career mode. “Tap X repeatedly to toss the ottoman!” 

I left $60 in an ATM yesterday, so I know exactly how he feels.

Sad, but his persistence helps men today talk of abuse. That tapeing was only a few years after the tv show too close for comfort used the rape of Monroe by two woman as something bad but eventually hilarious because the woman were overweight.

Q-Tip’s “Teasing me just like Tisha/did Martin” line on “Find a Way” was so unbelievably fucked up and it never dawned on me at the time.

The Deney Terrio case.....the audience is laughing at him. I know it was decades ago and US audiences at that time were still finding the idea of gay people HILARIOUS, but i just feel so sad for him :(