Lana del Rey is the daughter of a billionaire and her bad girl schtick is entirely an act. She's not gonna fuck anybody the fuck up.

From CNN, today. Not a hot take at all, anyone who actually pays attention to politics will tell you that turtle faced ratfucker is the worst thing to happen to this republic since the 1850s

In every sense of the phrase, Mitch McConnell has forgotten the face of his father.

I don’t know if it’s a hot take or not, but Mitch McConnell is the worst man in the world. Worse than Trump, worse than Putin, worse than poachers and war criminals, etc. I’m not usually the vengeful type who wishes specific ill on people, but I wish all the ill in the world on that bastard.

SEAHAWKS ON LINE ONE! LINE ONE!

Being fat is a choice (unless Prader-Willis syndrome or other very rare conditions), don’t wanna get made fun of, stop shoving junk food into your mouth. Fair game as far as I’m concerned...

The update makes it worse.

It would look even better if none of the tires touched the ground and just rode around with invisible wheels underneath, and the tires JUST off the ground.

Face tattoos are the “white guys with dreads” of the tattoo world. 

While there are many things that aren’t my cuppa, I’m down for most anything automotive until is ceases to be able to perform the most basic function of its existence. This goes for bro-dozers so jacked up they are unusable as trucks just as much as it does for cars so stanced they can no longer drive on what appears…

Stanced cars are the face tattoo of the motoring world.

At the risk of sounding like my grandfather, there are some fads I just don’t get and this would be one of them. I mean, do you hate ball joints that much?

Favre also had 71,838 interceptions*

Nope, you did it wrong, supposed to be blue pen.

It’s the Saints own fault. They were supposed to have petitioned the league during the offseason to have this celebration, complete with NFL branded apparel, available now at the NFL.com store!

Easy now. Not all patriots are racist.  

They also have a team with a racial slur as its name.

the NFL ... participated in the celebration, and it still drew a friggin’ flag.

I love how fucking diverse the NFL is in its shittyness.