I know it is one of the lesser dumb things this idiot tweeted, but that:

One day he’ll have to answer to the goddess Nancy Walker.

I don’t think it’s that shocking that Trump would consider 3,000 dead Puerto Ricans a success.

I do think it’s shocking that the President of the United States has this opinion.

• Sentient butter sculpture and racist haircut about town Mike Pence mentioned “radical Islamic terrorism” a bunch during a ceremony at the Pentagon commemorating the September 11 attacks. [Politico]

I mean, did profits go to first responders or something? That’s the ONLY way this is anything other than a capital offense. What a raging piece of shit, and I know.  I am a YUUUUGE piece of human filth myself.  

Jesus, I bought that hat not knowing it had anything to do with 9/11. I thought it was a celebration of my favorite pill, Xanax.

But they are still more fun than spraying weed-killer. (grumble, stupid *laws* won’t let me kill damn bermudagrass with fire like it deserves, grumble, <kicks clump of weeds>)

When I was growing up, the local high school did this occasionally to dry their football field. It did not seem like a good use of funds...

This Peterman fellow is selling his merchandise online, you say?

The Browns were +5 in takeaways today. Since the Browns returned to the NFL, teams with a turnover margin of +5 or better in a game are 132-4-1. The Browns are responsible for two of those losses and the tie.

Nathan Peterman: Starting QB, despite his most recent appearance including 5 picks in a half.
Colin Kaepernick: still not even a backup QB in the NFL.

Nathan Peterman is the name of the kid who wasn’t cool enough for chess club.

It’s like if your Tinder date started talking about his pet ferrets right off the bat.

The penalty for Fenati should be that Manzi has a button that activates Fenati’s front brake, and Manzi can use it once anytime over the rest of the season.

There is a ton of sexism in tennis. But John McEnroe has always been known as the angry one who has meltdowns. It’s not like anyone ever just said he was passionate. He was called the bad boy of tennis. It’s literally what he’s famous for.

It’s amazing to me that people come away with that feeling sorry for Serena. That was such an embarrassing performance. Much credit to Osaka, she’s a true champion and I hope she comes back.

Serena stans are turning into psychopaths who froth at the mouth at every slight against her. Imagine being do deranged that you have to be told not to boo Naomi Osaka of all people. Serena’s the GOAT but I’m so done with her ridiculous fans.

The highlight reel should only show the cursing done after the player has been assessed one or two violations. What’s rare, even for emotional, aggressive, half-mental men and women in tennis is for those players to continue to push the umpire when they know they’re going to lose a point or game.

This article is terrible.