Oh, tweets and insta hasn’t worked for me on jez for about 6 mo now.

Kinja cuts off the right side of instagrams when I read Jezebel on my phone. Does anyone else have that problem or is it my phone?

Excuse me, just gonna go lay down face first in the bathtub. 

Awe, fuck.

As a former pugilist, wouldn’t this potentially be assault with a deadly weapon?

When you’re a highly trained combatant, getting into a bar fight and knocking someone out is like Gary Kasparov trolling through the city park to pwn noobs, or the Seahawks stomping a local high school team. What a fucking coward.

I think they, and you in your copy as well, might be missing the mark by not targeting this to particularly hurricane prone areas. This is the exact kind of emergency back up device I might buy after not having power for six days after Irma last year. For the Gulf states in particular there are still nearly three…

I think they, and you in your copy as well, might be missing the mark by not targeting this to particularly…

Beautiful

Oh, a trivia game! I love trivia games.

in my heart of hearts, i feel that the main reason these chowder guzzlers will never be happy with their championships comes down to one thing: 18-1

Story checks out

There is no baseball, only Tom Brady.

Florida Man is a Pats fan....

I just send this post to a Pats’ fan coworker. Her responses:

I told a Boston-native college student I worked with that Tom Brady doesn’t care about him and it hurt his feelings a little bit.

Sweet Jesus. Who are his baseball teams, the Cards and Yankees?

Fuck Robert Kraft

My husband immigrated to Boston for college from a country with only one sport, and immediately became a Boston Patriots fan. A decade later he got a job in Seattle and adopted the Seahawks as his second team. He is the most insufferable, person alive from August to February. I now understand why so many Patriots…

So the Vikings shit the bed against Nick Foles, which in turn unleashed him on the Patriots. Thus initiating the eventual demise of that godless hellscape of a football team, in the Vikings home stadium no less.

Signing to the Patriots has to be the most complex emotion. On one hand, you know you’ll be on a team that will do no less than very well (the last time they lost more than six games was 2002). On the other hand, you know that you’ll be devoid of any joy. Your success with be the result of “doing your job” and your…