José Abreu Duped His Wife With A Rubber Ball

Copy editing isn’t something about which this website should complain or to which they should draw attention.

The stadium looks like a star destroyer crashed in the middle of downtown, and I am such a fucking goober that I go back and forth on whether I think it’s a badass look. And I’m not even a Vikings fan.

I live in Minneapolis. Look, Eagles fans are scum and I’m one of them. But the dirty secret to sports fandom is that literally everyone is scum, no matter how much they like to narrative their way into a place of moral purity. And you are spot on about this fanbase’s fetish over white players. If there’s a white guy…

Then fuck them, too, and they should all be banned from watching television while their families are in the house. What the fuck is that excuse-making nonsense. Oh I was upset my team was shitting the bed so I emotionally terrorized my kids and family for a few hours. Just business as usual. The fuck out of here with…

I live in Philadelphia. My wife was trying to get our 3-year-old daughter to bed during the game. I told her just to wait until halftime because of how noisy it was outside. But my wife took our daughter up with 5 minutes to go in the half. I think the Eagles scored twice in the final 2 minutes of the half. Everybody…

The music scene has been coasting on Husker Du and The Replacements for decades

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Marchman: You posture as a food guy while displaying the palate of a four-year-old.

Barry, Meg, if you’re getting that evil in Word, you can find
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As a former Minneapolis resident, the first thing I thought while reading through the fan reactions was that Vikings fans are probably perceived outwardly as polite, urban(e) and maybe even modest. This perception is wholly incorrect. What I learned in my fruitless years of being a Detroit Lions fan is that NFL fans…

He literally made every single extra point and every single field goal that year. Except for one.

no other fanbase is so singularly obsessed with cheap vodka as the vikings fanbase.  

JP:

The overuse of the word “Skol” by their fan base is enough for me to want them to crash and burn every season. 

The score was 11-6?! There were no winners that day.

Gary Anderson missing a 38-yard field goal after not having missed a field goal in literally years, then losing when Morten Andersen makes a 38-yard field goal.

Marv Levy deserves that dubious honor almost as much

Since their last Super Bowl appearance, the Vikings fans had to deal with these things:

The Vikings were the purple People Eaters.