Yup, these are my victims. 

Keep in mind we are just one Mo Williams tackle and the Red Sox acquiring a failed power hitter out of Minnesota, removed from Bill Simmons turning into the second coming of the BTK Killer.

No wonder people from Boston love him.

Ironic homophobia is still homophobia. 

They picked the right message. The others are too iffy. For instance, pointing out he’s a religious hypocrite? They all are, inside, as well; so too close to home. Suggesting Cruz might not be anti-gay enough is ridiculous - and also less popular than it used to be. Accusing him of not being presidential? He’s not…

Hell I might skip work if I sleep the wrong way

How dare you disrespect the military with that socialist claptrap on Labor Day weekend?!

Yeah, but look at the amazing impact that Saban is having on the lives of all these young men... by exploiting their uncompensated labor to rake in an ungodly sum of money.

Look, Saban’s coaching amateur college football. He’s making a modest 95-135k annual salary, so the stress gets to him. Amateur college coaches are just that: amateur level employees who are just trying their best to do well for their love of the game and their players. He’s just a regular guy who got a bit heated, so …

Just a friendly reminder that this insufferable dickhead makes $10,300,000 of tax payer money per year while a citizen in Alabama working for minimum wage for forty hours a week would have to work 683 years to make that amount. Fuck you, Nick Saban. 

When I was 16 I saw Stevie Wonder (The Whispers opened for him) at the now defunct Valley Forge Music Fair. The stage was circular and it rotated slowly so you always got a different view of the stage. Stevie played for over two hours and he was brilliant.

First live show I saw:

Mmmmmmmm. Buttery males.

As many as 45 House Republicans could lose their seats in the upcoming midterm election

Reminds me of this one time I saw a helicopter drop free turkeys.

Just for comparison, I once signed up for an academic graduate program and because of the retirement of one professor, they shut the program down and nobody gave a shit about us actual students being denied the opportunity to learn in the program we signed up for.

I’m not gonna concoct a better metaphor for Jacksonville than Duval losers gathering in 90-degree heat to jump into wading pools of mayonnaise for free.

Just say erect dammit, put away your thesaurus.

Hell yeah. Bring in two choppers next time and then release like 5,000 plastic bags onto the street.  This string of bikers getting weirdly brutalized has me fully invested and partially engorged.