I heard Baylor underreports its numbers.

Sooo......here’s a thing.

Page Six reports that Woody Allen’s movie A Rainy Day in New York has been indefinitely shelved by Amazon, which has a multi-film contract with Allen. The movie starring Timothée Chalamet and Selena Gomez reportedly included a storyline in which Jude Law (playing a 44-year-old character) flirts with Elle Fanning…

his dog Jimbo was locked in a room, sitting in his own piss.

I wondered why “HOT AMATUER 3 WAY” had barking in the background

When I read the article, this is exactly how I pictured it:

So who was there to fix the cable, and who was the pizza delivery guy?

Buttsex.  Jimbo saw buttsex

In my defense, I would like to point out that the leash did end up getting used.

my keys were stuck in my car, so I ended up grabbing what I had in my car

The most important take is that his wife clearly was already cheating.  In one week she gets her heart broken by her husband and finds a new guy who likes camping? She had already shopped. 

Also, if your ex already has a new guy two weeks after leaving you, she was probably fooling around with him long before she left and was looking for something like this to happen so she could justify moving out like she already wanted to. Sounds like this relationship was doomed long before the Chiefs lost.

I’ve been to Patriot road games in KC and Buffalo. I don’t know if I could handle the Zubaz Explosion that must be a Chiefs-Bills game. That’s probably 80% of the world’s Zubaz supply in one city. 

I mean, Trevor definitely fooled around with the mutual friend, right?

This is garbagiest, trashiest take in the history of trash takes. And I grew up reading Jason Whitlock. #CarolinaBBQIsAWarCrime

Yes to this, but Mahomes should be a Jr. since he’s named after his father PAT MAHOMES!!!

I won’t!

My 2 year old pronounces it “Kanza Shitty” and I’ve never once corrected him. 

Drew,
I will skip over the pedantic explanation of the difference between a “Jr.” and a “II” and just thank you for the annual reminder that Kansas City exists. Not the team, the city. And now I’ve recently been informed that there are two Kansas Cities... Or Kansas Citys.