On the one hand, this punishment seems a bit light. On the other hand, at least he didn’t let a couple of players get free tattoos. 

Whatever percentage he earns per game check of 7.6 million (his 2018 salary) x 3. If he gets paid per game, that comes to 1.9 million.*

So that’s how much!

*I imagine he isn’t paid per game but I have no idea how they do it at OSU and don’t care to research further. 

That thing you did there with Rutgers... I see it.

What a lucky turn of fortune that Meyer won’t have to miss any important conference games.

Any figures on what Urban would’ve earned for those three games? Just wondering what OSU considers a fair price for looking the other way on a woman being terrorized and beaten. Bet it’s a real good deal!

Even secondhand, these 21-year-old G-strings typically retail for between $1,200 and $1,800.

Yep, Cohen pled guilty to something that wasn’t a crime. Something that judges & lawyers let you go through with ALL THE TIME.

Ah, I get it: ‘campaign finance violation’ isn’t a crime but ‘big campaign finance violation’ is! Kinda of like how there’s grand theft auto but no regular theft auto.

Look at me: I’m as good a lawyer as Rudy Giuliani!

Still hitless.

He hasn’t totally mellowed out until he sends something not in all-caps.

That shit makes me feel old! When even ZMF has mellowed out, you know it’s been a while.

Detroit, for all its bad reputation as a city, has had a damn good sports history.

The saddest part about Detroit is that they are absolute setting up to give us Robocop but it’s just going to end up being a Roomba with a knife taped to the top because it’s paid for by Little Caesar’s or Dan Gilbert.

the guy who used to write paeans to the saw movies and crank 2 on the avclub drinking spiced pear gin fizzes with his significant other has certainly thrown me for a loop. the almodovar less so, he is a huge film nerd

In Mother Russia you have Quadruplex

“Gorka responded by calling the man “un-American.””

Of all the bad lists that have graced the pages of Deadspin, that gum ranking may be the absolute worst. Passion fruit gum at No. 2?!?

And ESPN is just as capable of covering the kneeling as a news story without interrupting my attention for 90 seconds of compulsory patriotism in my living room.

I’m glad they’re not broadcasting the Anthem any more. I wish other networks would follow suit. In the postseason, sure, fine. But every goddamn game, this…

I think it’s important to note that ESPN has been pandering to the league for decades now. Do you remember their excellent series “Playmakers” that was canceled after one season because the NFL didn’t like the portrayal of fictional characters in a fictional football league playing on a fictional football team in an…

There’s a difference between being political and covering sports news that is political. No surprise that this spit-shined asshole is too dumb to understand the difference.